Blimey, I appreciate that not eating all day is going to make one tetchy, but really.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

I mean, I know it's all our fault, and everything, but these chaps really are the very limit.

[Hendon Gooner (Only Easy Day Was Yesterday))]

But as you say...its all our fault....

:rubchin:

[Berni]

Surely, if one were ever to launch a decisive strike against mussulmen, one would do so at about 4 in the afternoon during Ramadan? They'd be as weak as kittens imo.

How's the hangover, btw? Also, which is better: no ***** or another man's ***** grafted onto you?

[redgunamo]

It *was* about forty years ago though, so you'd think they'd have got over it by now. You know, forgive and forget and a' that

:shrug:

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

I managed to sit in a meeting without vomiting, as well.

I might rather fancy another man's *****. I've had this old thing for years now, and they do say a change is as good as a rest, don't they? On balance, I'm in favour.

[Berni]

But what if your missus ended up preferring it? You'd be made to feel inadequate by your own *****.

No. It doesn't bear thinking about. :-(

[redgunamo]