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Sir Charlie of Nicholas
06-26-2015, 08:44 AM
Avoid going out drinking on a school night.

You're welcome.

:puke:

Pokster
06-26-2015, 08:49 AM

Classic Jorge
06-26-2015, 08:53 AM
It's the home of one of God's Own County's famous sons.

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Berni
06-26-2015, 08:54 AM

Sir Charlie of Nicholas
06-26-2015, 08:56 AM
I've got a meeting in Ascot at 1. Quite how I'm going to manage that is something of a mystery at present.

Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler
06-26-2015, 08:58 AM
At our age, and I accept there is an extremely small but hugely significant gap between us, excessive drinking on any night is hugely regrettable the next day.

Last sunday for example. Or saturday night to be precise but sunday was the extreme pain.

Luis Anaconda
06-26-2015, 08:59 AM
work before lunch time. Of course the sun is out and it would be rude not to have one of these with a midday meal

http://thumbs.dreamstime.com/x/bavarian-girl-oktoberfest-beer-stein-10463570.jpg


and a beer

Sir Charlie of Nicholas
06-26-2015, 08:59 AM

Snin
06-26-2015, 08:59 AM
:-)

Berni
06-26-2015, 09:00 AM

Berni
06-26-2015, 09:02 AM
Germany's changed you, la. :shakehead:

Pokster
06-26-2015, 09:02 AM

Classic Jorge
06-26-2015, 09:03 AM
Though I have to say I've always had trouble telling them apart from the crevat.

Classic Jorge
06-26-2015, 09:03 AM

Snin
06-26-2015, 09:04 AM
then wobbling into work 9 miles on my bike spitting and coughing the whole way imo.. hanging..had protein shake, 2 x coffee, 2 x berroca, 1 x ham and egg on white bread n butter sandwich, one bag of ham n mustard crips so far..

Classic Jorge
06-26-2015, 09:05 AM

Sir Charlie of Nicholas
06-26-2015, 09:05 AM
I rather like an Ascot, but wear one only rarely, preferring the tie, really.

Classic Jorge
06-26-2015, 09:05 AM
I imagine the egg sandwich was lush, boy

Classic Jorge
06-26-2015, 09:07 AM
On the occasion I have experimented with the crevat I've been told I look like I am a homosexualist by my other half.

Neckwear is literally a minefield.

Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler
06-26-2015, 09:08 AM
It is still not easy.

If however I got into bed at 4:30am on a work night then I simply would not come in the next day, unless I was out with work, which lets face it is highly unlikely because each and every one of them is a c**t.

Sir Charlie of Nicholas
06-26-2015, 09:10 AM
Sometimes my glw tells me that I needn't wear one on a Sunday, but I just feel undressed without.

Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler
06-26-2015, 09:11 AM
Reminds me of our first trip to Cardiff for a cup final and a few lads I was with stopping a Welsh on Mary St to ask for a place to go for breakfast.

The welsh pointed us to a place and remarked that it was "tidy" to which one of my chums stated he didn't give a f**k how tidy it was as long as it could do a fry up.

I laughed, and translated.

Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler
06-26-2015, 09:12 AM
Just go easy on it tonight.

Sir Charlie of Nicholas
06-26-2015, 09:13 AM

Snin
06-26-2015, 09:14 AM
id be in :-) week off now until 6th then new job..so cant complain really

Classic Jorge
06-26-2015, 09:14 AM
I imagine snin would be a normal, mild-mannered, run-of-the-mill chap if it wasnt for his rogue welsh gene.

I've not been for years, mind. I think Pembrokeshire may be calling, I feel like taking the Jag to Ireland via PD/Rosslare and visiting my ancestoral home again.

Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler
06-26-2015, 09:15 AM
I thought it was just a hypothetical scenario.

Snin
06-26-2015, 09:15 AM
while making breakfast imo

Berni
06-26-2015, 09:16 AM
All these cocktails are all very delicious, but that's a lot of hard liquor to be imbibing at the end of an evening.

Classic Jorge
06-26-2015, 09:18 AM
RIP Big Man
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Luis Anaconda
06-26-2015, 09:18 AM

Sir Charlie of Nicholas
06-26-2015, 09:18 AM

Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler
06-26-2015, 09:19 AM
Or sometimes a whiskey if I am simply in a pub.

It would however be the only ‘spirit’ I have taken in that entire soiree. I dread to think how ill one would be from mass consumption.

Snin
06-26-2015, 09:20 AM
will get me to lunch now

Classic Jorge
06-26-2015, 09:21 AM
Everyone calls me gay when I start off on the spirits but by 10pm they've all joined me.

Classic Jorge
06-26-2015, 09:24 AM
auauauauauagh

Berni
06-26-2015, 09:26 AM
and the grain business. Or at least keeping it to a minimum.

Snin
06-26-2015, 09:26 AM
very nice too so far

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Sir Charlie of Nicholas
06-26-2015, 09:28 AM
There was Manzanilla, red wine, champagne, Vieux Carre, Vieux Carre, Vieux Carre, Vieux Carre.

When I got home it seemed appropriate to open a bottle of single malt :-(

Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler
06-26-2015, 09:29 AM
I will keep this simple.

Man stuff

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Jorge / Gay:

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Classic Jorge
06-26-2015, 09:32 AM
In my defence, I'm talking about Manhattans or a nice Brandy or Cognac.

Snin
06-26-2015, 09:35 AM

Berni
06-26-2015, 09:41 AM

Sir Charlie of Nicholas
06-26-2015, 09:43 AM

Berni
06-26-2015, 09:44 AM
For all the untrained eye knew, it might have been a proper, many sort of spirit-based drink.

I was thinking just the other day that I haven't made margaritas for a while.

Berni
06-26-2015, 09:46 AM
You will be right as rain for at least a couple of hours, at which point it will all go horribly wrong again.

Classic Jorge
06-26-2015, 09:46 AM

Sir Charlie of Nicholas
06-26-2015, 09:47 AM
I shall eat a mahoosive cheeseburger instead.

Berni
06-26-2015, 09:56 AM

Snin
06-26-2015, 10:06 AM
keep eating sir c imo

Sir Charlie of Nicholas
06-26-2015, 10:15 AM

Berni
06-26-2015, 10:21 AM

barrybueno
06-26-2015, 11:01 AM