Speaking of crooks - Lloyds has just written to me to tell me it is to

[Luis Anaconda]

Return the money it stole from me - then denied stealing from me but now admit to doing so. Wd L and all that but how the f**k have they all got away without someone being banged up for all this

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

You could send it to the bubbles, they seem to have blown theirs.

[Luis Anaconda]

:booksholidaytofareast:

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Luis Anaconda]

Must you soil everything

[Lt. Gooner 2002]

The law protects the corporations but not the individuals they serve.

[Curly]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Well, in truth, the gay expat community. But they can show you a thing or two, believe me.

[Berni]

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2011/11/25/article-2066203-000032A300000258-66_224x380.jpg

[barrybueno]

[Supermac1976]

http://www.thelocal.de/20150521/police-seize-tiny-lamb-from- munich-brothel (http://www.thelocal.de/20150521/police-seize-tiny-lamb-from-munich-brothel)
http://www.thelocal.de/20150623/brothel-lamb-finally-returns -to-her-flock (http://www.thelocal.de/20150623/brothel-lamb-finally-returns-to-her-flock)
:hehe: Baarmy :cooper:

[Luis Anaconda]

[Luis Anaconda]

The community I mean. I would be surprised if it was

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Oh, and a young, bewildered Colombian couple who pitched up by accident and still can't quite understand what they're doing there.

The Swiss ***** doesn't wear shoes. Ever. He's 74 and has pierced nipples.

A fascinating bunch, I think you'll agree.

[Luis Anaconda]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

When we arrived they realised they had no booze and no money between them to buy any. We despatched the house boy to the shop with 50 dollars which, in Cambodia, will buy you enough booze to drown in.

At midnight the house boy got his revenge for having to carry 300 kg of booze back to the house by lighting fireworks and throwing them at the guests. Meanwhile, spent rounds from the AK47s being fired into the air by the local population pattered down around us.

At around 1 a.m. some passing German tourists, a pair of strapping young lads, hearing western music, staggered in and were warmly welcomed. I managed to get into an argument with them about the causes of the first world war but, more importantly, when I returned to the house 3 days later they were still there and appeared set to stay forever.

It's an odd place.

[Luis Anaconda]