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Classic Jorge
06-25-2015, 10:31 AM
They've put it fourth on the agenda :hehe:

Sir Charlie of Nicholas
06-25-2015, 10:34 AM
:hehe:

Classic Jorge
06-25-2015, 10:38 AM
Seriously though, I'm a bit worried by all of this business. They're going to pull us out of yerp, arent they?

barrybueno
06-25-2015, 10:39 AM
btw how d'ya feel about the Buck Palace makeover? Delighted I assume :hehe:

Berni
06-25-2015, 10:41 AM
financial and economic system being a f**king mess and a migrant crisis it can't deal with because the EU's immigration policies being a f**king mess.

The common thread is the EU being a bit of a f**king mess. Which is sort of the problem the UK has with it, you see?

Classic Jorge
06-25-2015, 10:42 AM
I mean, it must be tough for her as a billionaire to keep up the repairs on so many palaces.

I think it's great she'll receive an extra 15pc next year whilst useful people have their wages further squeezed and are told "stop complaining, we're all in this together" by people who've just given themselves an 11pc pay rise.

Delighted.

Sir Charlie of Nicholas
06-25-2015, 10:44 AM
They have to be seen to be representing the conservative and UKIP voters who have their panties twisted about 'Europe', that's all.

A referendum really is the best way to deal with this issue. There's not a snowball's chance in hell of an 'out' vote, and once it's done, the Eurosceptic hordes can be legitimately asked to step back into their box.

Even if, by some bizarre quirk of fate, there was an 'out' vote, we'd remain within the EEA, probably with EFTA membership. The UK is far too important a market for the EU to be allowed to drift away.

Berni
06-25-2015, 10:45 AM
used for a ghetto blaster in Croydon in the early 1980s. Nobody turned a hair, whereas it now just sounds unbelievably offensive.

The past really is another country, isn't it?

Classic Jorge
06-25-2015, 10:45 AM
I'm pretty sure the script is already written though. Dave will go over, be his usual ineffectual self and come back claiming they wont listen to him, which will be a massive boon for the eurosceptic wing of the tory party.

Berni
06-25-2015, 10:46 AM
the loons like Michael Fabricant and Bill Cash the excuse to say the vote wasn't legit.

Snin
06-25-2015, 10:46 AM
IRRIE :-)

Classic Jorge
06-25-2015, 10:46 AM

Sir Charlie of Nicholas
06-25-2015, 10:47 AM
She point blank refused to believe it, to the extent that I began to think I'd misremebered. It does seem bizarre now in retrospect.

Classic Jorge
06-25-2015, 10:48 AM
What the f**k is going on there?!
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2014/11/23/video-undefined-236EBF9000000578-805_636x358.jpg

Curly
06-25-2015, 10:48 AM

Sir Charlie of Nicholas
06-25-2015, 10:48 AM
A gentleman lies to no man, save his accountant and HM INspector of Taxes.

barrybueno
06-25-2015, 10:49 AM
I mean '[racist term removed] shop' whats wrong with that? And I can't even say 'my nigga' to mates anymore without looking around the pub first. I've been restricted B and I don't like it

Snin
06-25-2015, 10:49 AM
as he cleared up the boxes and no one batted an eyelid , even ther chinky's were polite as well well more polite than the zulus and the speak chuckers

Berni
06-25-2015, 10:49 AM
epithets that were bandied about at the time. I guess on the basis that if you were busy trying to stop people call you 'c*on', 'n*gger' and 'jungle bunny', you just didn't have the energy to get arsey about 'wog'.

Classic Jorge
06-25-2015, 10:51 AM

Billy Goat Sverige
06-25-2015, 10:51 AM
and fetch her cigs from [racist term removed] Ali's :hehe:

Classic Jorge
06-25-2015, 10:52 AM
I've done enough underestimating of their petty smallmindedness, insularity and zenephobia already and look where that got us.

Sir Charlie of Nicholas
06-25-2015, 10:53 AM

Classic Jorge
06-25-2015, 10:54 AM

Berni
06-25-2015, 10:54 AM

barrybueno
06-25-2015, 10:54 AM
The drugged up lycra lout ain't gonna like this :wave:

Lt. Gooner 2002
06-25-2015, 10:54 AM
People have gone to war for less.

Time to march the Euro army into Athens and take back what's ours.

Sir Charlie of Nicholas
06-25-2015, 10:55 AM
You may mean 'xenophobia', I think.

Classic Jorge
06-25-2015, 10:55 AM

Classic Jorge
06-25-2015, 10:56 AM

Pokster
06-25-2015, 10:56 AM

Berni
06-25-2015, 10:56 AM

barrybueno
06-25-2015, 10:57 AM
My God the 70's were ace :cloud9:

Classic Jorge
06-25-2015, 10:57 AM
I think I was having an episode whilst reliving the horrors of this year

Sir Charlie of Nicholas
06-25-2015, 10:58 AM
I wonder what Ireland, Spain, Italy and Portugal would have to say about that?

I tell you what, why don't we just print enough money to giove everyone on earth exactly 5 billion pounds. Then we'd have equality and everything would be perfect.

I cannot see a single flaw in our carefully thought out plans. wd j, wd me.

Classic Jorge
06-25-2015, 10:58 AM

Berni
06-25-2015, 10:59 AM
amusing, though. :hehe:

Sir Charlie of Nicholas
06-25-2015, 11:00 AM
It's making me awfully uncomefortable.

barrybueno
06-25-2015, 11:00 AM

Classic Jorge
06-25-2015, 11:00 AM

Classic Jorge
06-25-2015, 11:01 AM

Sir Charlie of Nicholas
06-25-2015, 11:02 AM
He pays his mortgage with imaginary money, you know. His bank are unimaginably happy with this arrangement.

Curly
06-25-2015, 11:02 AM

Berni
06-25-2015, 11:04 AM
Jesus. You didn't call them wogs, did you? :-(

Berni
06-25-2015, 11:05 AM

barrybueno
06-25-2015, 11:05 AM
rule makers get the funnier the old days become. And Family Guy, South Park and American Dad :cloud9:

Sir Charlie of Nicholas
06-25-2015, 11:09 AM
I was arguing that language is all about context, and that if I referred to them as 'wogs' as a term of endearment, no offence would be taken.

Can we PLEASE talk about something else?

Snin
06-25-2015, 11:10 AM
as the others looked at each other open mouthed in shock as an old swarthy drunk gent in a 4 piece suit and monacle then starts shouting NOOO the PAKIiS ..THE PAHKISAWRUS..and digging deeper n deepr as his good wife twerked in the background showing ff her bloomers

Classic Jorge
06-25-2015, 11:11 AM
Literally the whole point of modern market economics was to pull the creation of money away from something tangible and real like tying it to a commodity and instead tying it to the creation of debt.

Snin
06-25-2015, 11:11 AM
thanks for that I feel much better

Berni
06-25-2015, 11:11 AM
token for the exchange of labour for goods and services.

However, since without this imaginary concept, we wouldn't have civilisation of any sort, I'm happy to carry on the pretence. :thumbup:

Curly
06-25-2015, 11:11 AM
http://rlv.zcache.com/worlds_hottest_socialist_fire_and_flam es_red_marb_card-red1f0954158f48daa695c0707cd261ac_xvuat_8by vr_324.jpg (http://rlv.zcache.com/worlds_hottest_socialist_fire_and_flames_red_marb_ card-red1f0954158f48daa695c0707cd261ac_xvuat_8byvr_324. jpg)

Berni
06-25-2015, 11:12 AM
Other than that which we place on it, I mean?

Billy Goat Sverige
06-25-2015, 11:12 AM
:puke:

Classic Jorge
06-25-2015, 11:13 AM
Sooner or later people are going to realise there's a big massive elephant sat there.

barrybueno
06-25-2015, 11:13 AM

Berni
06-25-2015, 11:14 AM
This is all-time record-breaking work, old chum.

I salute you. :bow:

Classic Jorge
06-25-2015, 11:15 AM
This was seen as a massive drawback to the creation of money, not real money obviously, and thus it was ditched in favour of creating more and more money in the form of debt.

Curly
06-25-2015, 11:16 AM

Sir Charlie of Nicholas
06-25-2015, 11:16 AM

Berni
06-25-2015, 11:17 AM
I reckon we've got away with it.

What do you mean, anyway? That people will suddenly go 'There's no such thing as money! f**k paying my mortgage. f**k getting paid. I'm just going to barter **** instead. That'll be much better!'

Only it won't be better, will it? Because without money, you don't have the mechanisms for industry, research, medicine, science or anything else that makes life tolerable.

Curly
06-25-2015, 11:17 AM

Classic Jorge
06-25-2015, 11:17 AM

Classic Jorge
06-25-2015, 11:19 AM
You realise what Fiat means, yes?

Classic Jorge
06-25-2015, 11:19 AM

Berni
06-25-2015, 11:23 AM
We employed it in order to fund our wars with the French. It gave the British state vastly more income and much greater access to finance than them, with the result that we ended up handing their arses to them in the Seven Years War and having a vast empire while they made do with the **** that was left over and having a revolution because they were so skint.

That's the thing, you see? Affordable credit and finance create wealth, stimulates industry and increases buying power. Nobody with any sense is going to do ditch them in favour of something austere and finite.

Peter
06-25-2015, 11:23 AM

Classic Jorge
06-25-2015, 11:29 AM
The rest of it just creates a massive pyramid scheme of debt which only effectively goes to serve the people reallocating that debt and even then only in the form of commissions.

The idea is that this wealth then 'trickles down' to the people at the bottom end of the pyramid, the consumers, but in reality it basically leaves them in a worse position as by the time it reaches them inflation has rendered any money that does trickle down worthless. Therefore the answer is to create more debt and start the cycle again.

barrybueno
06-25-2015, 11:32 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VQ409l10ciU