With all this universal praise for Cech I'm starting to get worried

[Classic Jorge]

The talk about how he'll earn us 10+ points, how he could go on for another five or six years at this level and how he's so much better than the options we currently have has started to get me really rather nervous he's going to be a massive flop.

And the helmet, obviously, nobody in their right mind is pro helmet, are they? He looks like a rugby player.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Anyway, he's past it.

[Hendon Gooner (Only Easy Day Was Yesterday))]

[Classic Jorge]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

The question is surely, 'which is the biggest monster?'

[Classic Jorge]

[Berni]

[Classic Jorge]

[Berni]

[Pokster]

a bit like your mum really

[Classic Jorge]

https://33.media.tumblr.com/a8fe322f161ca28619e98d4737f47c40/tumblr_mmhaylvmVE1rwkhhno1_500.gif

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

The four become two, d'you see? It's like a sort of unHoly Trinity but squarer.

[Classic Jorge]

[Berni]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Oh.

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

You see the bit where I said it's 'like' a trinity 'but squarer'...?

I am reminded here of the fine equation one should learn prior toi sitting an exam. RTFQ=1/2TFA

Read the f**king question = half the f**king answer.

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

I shall remind you who you are dealing with here and in advance I shall accept your apology.

[Berni]

[Hendon Gooner (Only Easy Day Was Yesterday))]

Scraping around for his Chelsea cast-offs...