View Full Version : brighton gunner sat next to #welbz on a plane
Classic Jorge
06-22-2015, 10:25 AM
Pat Vegas
06-22-2015, 10:27 AM
Is Brighton travelling in the expensive seats?
or is Welbeck travelling in the cheap seats?
Sir Charlie of Nicholas
06-22-2015, 10:28 AM
He was in economy. The tight sod.
Classic Jorge
06-22-2015, 10:31 AM
And that we now have difinitive proof he's ITK
Peter
06-22-2015, 10:32 AM
Crown green bowls team for their series against australia.
They got quite angry when i refused to accept them referring to the series as 'the ashes'
This dragged on for about 5 hours :-)
Classic Jorge
06-22-2015, 10:33 AM
Pat Vegas
06-22-2015, 10:34 AM
I don't know why I picked him.
The only 'famous' person I saw on a plane was a UFC fighter on the way from Chicago to Vegas. felt safer with him no the plane.
Curly
06-22-2015, 10:35 AM
sir would like another wine
Sir Charlie of Nicholas
06-22-2015, 10:35 AM
He was absolutely charming. Remarkably softly-spoken and shy, actually.
I didn't look at his winky.
Sir Charlie of Nicholas
06-22-2015, 10:38 AM
Well, one row and a bulkhead, of course.
I opnce sat down at Heathrow for a flight to Singapore next to a lady who was weeping. She pulled out a yellow legal pad and began to write. She wrote and wept, wept and wrote, all the way to Singapore. When I de-planed she was still there, waiting to go on to Sydney, writing and weeping.
On occasion during the 13 hours I was almost tempted to ask her what was wrong, but, on balance, I decided that, 'f**k her' was the safest view.
Classic Jorge
06-22-2015, 10:39 AM
Glad to hear he wasnt a cund, or at least as much of a cund as semen
Pat Vegas
06-22-2015, 10:40 AM
Sir Charlie of Nicholas
06-22-2015, 10:41 AM
Dear Jens.
Brentwood
06-22-2015, 10:41 AM
he was really weird. Kept trying to make eye contact with a really below average looking woman and smiling at her, to try and flirt with her
Classic Jorge
06-22-2015, 10:46 AM
I think we've reduced it to such a low level between us that someone will have to have been on a Megabus with Terry Hurlock to top these stories.
Monty91
06-22-2015, 10:49 AM
Classic Jorge
06-22-2015, 10:50 AM
Berni
06-22-2015, 10:51 AM
Frank Lampard is top of the list, for some reason.
Classic Jorge
06-22-2015, 10:52 AM
Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler
06-22-2015, 10:52 AM
Next as in an aisle between us, both in the end seats, me leaning across, him probably leaning away.
Severely drunk (me) after being in Laverys for a few hours pre-flight. f**k only knows what I said to the man.
Monty91
06-22-2015, 10:53 AM
(apart from the dead one) is anything other than properly cool is just trying too hard.
Berni
06-22-2015, 10:56 AM
incapable of smiling.
He never married, of course.
Classic Jorge
06-22-2015, 10:59 AM
Curly
06-22-2015, 11:03 AM
Monty91
06-22-2015, 11:06 AM
Classic Jorge
06-22-2015, 11:08 AM
Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler
06-22-2015, 11:09 AM
In a roundabout and extremely subtle type of way.
Curly
06-22-2015, 11:11 AM
"f**k sake,cheer up you miserable auld Orange *******"
Monty91
06-22-2015, 11:12 AM
Hopefully it will have helped him find a better looking girlfriend http://www.awimb.com/images/smiley_icons/ohwell.gif
Berni
06-22-2015, 11:13 AM
and his f**king massive, rather violent looking, entourage.
They sure knew how to drop the N-bomb. At the end of every f**king sentence.
Berni
06-22-2015, 11:18 AM
have worked out just fine.
Sir Charlie of Nicholas
06-22-2015, 11:20 AM
Berni
06-22-2015, 11:20 AM
Curly
06-22-2015, 11:24 AM
Cavan lad.
Unsurprisingly,I told him not to be a cock
at lunch..they looked slightly confused and I think the people on table near ours may have wondered why i was shouting about letting pakis out this whole story is trouble imo..funny though :)
Berni
06-22-2015, 11:27 AM
with pride.
I am well aware how ridiculous this is. :-|
Billy Goat Sverige
06-22-2015, 11:29 AM
that they are next on 70's80's DJ sex pest tap on shoulder imo.. he didnt look comfy..they've definitely lost there arrogance now :-)
Berni
06-22-2015, 11:34 AM
Any other attempt by a white person to explain it verbally is just going to go horribly wrong.
Classic Jorge
06-22-2015, 12:10 PM
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