brighton gunner sat next to #welbz on a plane

[Classic Jorge]

[Pat Vegas]

Is Brighton travelling in the expensive seats?
or is Welbeck travelling in the cheap seats?

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

He was in economy. The tight sod.

[Classic Jorge]

And that we now have difinitive proof he's ITK

[Peter]

Crown green bowls team for their series against australia.

They got quite angry when i refused to accept them referring to the series as 'the ashes'

This dragged on for about 5 hours :-)

[Classic Jorge]

[Pat Vegas]

I don't know why I picked him.

The only 'famous' person I saw on a plane was a UFC fighter on the way from Chicago to Vegas. felt safer with him no the plane.

[Curly]

sir would like another wine

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

He was absolutely charming. Remarkably softly-spoken and shy, actually.

I didn't look at his winky.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Well, one row and a bulkhead, of course.

I opnce sat down at Heathrow for a flight to Singapore next to a lady who was weeping. She pulled out a yellow legal pad and began to write. She wrote and wept, wept and wrote, all the way to Singapore. When I de-planed she was still there, waiting to go on to Sydney, writing and weeping.

On occasion during the 13 hours I was almost tempted to ask her what was wrong, but, on balance, I decided that, 'f**k her' was the safest view.

[Classic Jorge]

Glad to hear he wasnt a cund, or at least as much of a cund as semen

[Pat Vegas]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Dear Jens.

[Brentwood]

he was really weird. Kept trying to make eye contact with a really below average looking woman and smiling at her, to try and flirt with her

[Classic Jorge]

I think we've reduced it to such a low level between us that someone will have to have been on a Megabus with Terry Hurlock to top these stories.

[Monty91]

[Classic Jorge]

[Berni]

Frank Lampard is top of the list, for some reason.

[Classic Jorge]

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

Next as in an aisle between us, both in the end seats, me leaning across, him probably leaning away.

Severely drunk (me) after being in Laverys for a few hours pre-flight. f**k only knows what I said to the man.

[Monty91]

(apart from the dead one) is anything other than properly cool is just trying too hard.

[Berni]

incapable of smiling.

He never married, of course.

[Classic Jorge]

[Curly]

[Monty91]

[Classic Jorge]

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

In a roundabout and extremely subtle type of way.

[Curly]

"f**k sake,cheer up you miserable auld Orange *******"

[Monty91]

Hopefully it will have helped him find a better looking girlfriend http://www.awimb.com/images/smiley_icons/ohwell.gif

[Berni]

[IUFG]

and his f**king massive, rather violent looking, entourage.

They sure knew how to drop the N-bomb. At the end of every f**king sentence.

[Berni]

have worked out just fine.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Berni]

[Curly]

Cavan lad.
Unsurprisingly,I told him not to be a cock

[Snin]

at lunch..they looked slightly confused and I think the people on table near ours may have wondered why i was shouting about letting pakis out this whole story is trouble imo..funny though :)

[Berni]

with pride.

I am well aware how ridiculous this is. :-|

[Billy Goat Sverige]

[Snin]

that they are next on 70's80's DJ sex pest tap on shoulder imo.. he didnt look comfy..they've definitely lost there arrogance now :-)

[Berni]

Any other attempt by a white person to explain it verbally is just going to go horribly wrong.

[Classic Jorge]