Having sex with a girl who lives down the hall from you. Yes or no? She's offering all kinds of

[the splendor of antigone]

sexual favors, but when I go downstairs to have my occasional smoke, she invariably tends to show up within minutes.
This is slightly concerning because it suggests to me that she is listening intently for whenever my creaking door opens.

This is a 'no-go', isn't it?
She's only mildly attractive fwiw.

[Berni]

people as possible. Not to do so is simply silly. Life is short, splenda. Get fired in.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Is it your daughter? :-(

[Classic Jorge]

Personally speaking, as someone who has retired from all this malarky long, long ago all I can say is fill your boots son.

Make hay whilst the sun shines, for when you run out of grass there's really nothing left.

[the splendor of antigone]

go through with this one, the other one will probably know about it sooner rather than later.
So it all comes down to my performance on the day, doesn't it? If I do a splendid job, the rumor will spread and I'll be in with the prettier one.

I won't be able to get it up with all this pressure :cry:

[71 Guns - channeling the spirit of Mr Hat]

[Berni]

A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush, splenda. I would have thought an educated fellow like you would have known that.

Besides, if you have sex with one and then pass her over for the other, as long as there's no crossover, there's no harm done, is there?

You're over-thinking it imo.

[the splendor of antigone]

the 'sure thing' will undoubtedly retract her sexual offerings because she'd feel she's only my second choice.

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

The fact she is actually mildly attractive is simply a bonus.

[Jake]

You can even upgrade to the Waitrose hall when you finished with your current batch/they've finished with you.

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

Go balls deep into chick 1 and then if the other one is even mildly interested then jealousy will kick in and you are balls deep there also by next Tuesday.

Youth of today, I f**king despair.

[Berni]

one. Then, if it looks like the outside bet is coming around, you drop the sure thing like a hot brick (too close to home/don't want anything serious/I've suffered complete amnesia and don't know who you are, etc).

[the splendor of antigone]

gay, aren't I? :cry:

[Berni]

Her friend visited her from home. I shagged the friend and lo and behold struck gold with the first girl not 24 hours after the friend had bid me a fond farewell with talk of me coming to visit her in Ipswich (?!).

Of course, the subsequent relationship was a Force 10 f**king disaster, but your point still stands imo.

[PSRB]

[Ears are alight]

[the splendor of antigone]

[Snin]

[Snin]

[pjlincs]

[Snin]

Old fashioned but proven in combat

[Trixie Popsicle]