If you have a car do you keep it tidy inside?

[Pat Vegas]

my mates car is full of ****, rubbish, cds laying about, clothes and the boot appears to be some sort of excess storage area for his house.

Mine is always spotless apart from perhaps the occasional receipt from the petrol station or pay and display ticket.

[PSRB]

though I have decided to give it a proper clean up this weekend

[Ashberto]

Otherwise, a little bit less so.

[Monty91]

I used to think I was pretty clean and tidy until my girlfriend revealed she used to absolutely hate coming around to my flat before we lived together as it was such a hive of filth. She is still amazed she didn't catch any exotic diseases from my bed linen (which I would wash every couple of months)

She also once pointed out that there was still some sick on a door handle several months after I had been ill http://www.awimb.com/images/smiley_icons/ohwell.gif

[Pat Vegas]

then you can put your shopping bags in it to keep them from going everywhere. (apparently I drive around corners to sharply)

The 2nd benefit to this is. That when you get home the shopping is in the basket and you can take it to the house without having to keep going back to the car.

This is assuming you do not buy more shopping than would fit in a washing basket.

[Monty91]

[Pat Vegas]

My wardrobe and the desk drawers where I keep all my bits an pieces in there.

Generally I am a messy f**ker though.
And I am married now mr Monty. 1 year next week :yikes:

[Pat Vegas]

like putting an egg in cling film to poach it. Actually worked well but was very fiddly.

but then I saw egg poaching bags in the supermarket.

[Monty91]

the inside, place attracting magnets in two separate washing up sponges. Then place one of the sponges on the inside and magnetise that bitch up with the one on the outside. As you run the sponge along the outside, the inside will be cleaned too.

[Supermac1976]

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[Ashberto]

[PSRB]

[Ashberto]

open an achingly poncey cafe in Woodside Park and serve expensive home-made lemonade in it.

:-|

And the 'posh egg and chips' came with deliberately broken and hardened egg-yolks. What's the point of a fried egg if the f**king yolk isn't runny? Where am I supposed to dip the chips? They deserve to catch salmonella imo.

[Monty91]

I much prefer my yolk hard, though.

Actually, we are having a home-made fry up tonight. Yay! That is if baby**** goes to sleep :-(

[Berni]

I have graduated her onto les oeufs mollets and soon I shall have her eating proper, grown up eggs.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

A properly baveuse omelette should be your goal.

[Pokster]