I remember reading a 'diary' online of a premier league footballers daily schedule.

[Pat Vegas]

It was quite interesting but I can't recall who it was by. I've googled it but came across a few other things that are not it.

I think he was a youngster in the team. Perhaps for a club like Middlesbrough.

[Curly]

[Ashberto]

It was very dull, and made no references at all to elbowing people in the face. I was sceptical of its authenticity.

[Pat Vegas]

[Classic Jorge]

8:45am, have breakfast, give the kids a quick reducer

[Berni]

into a lamp post and call the AA.'

[Classic Jorge]

[Berni]

[Classic Jorge]

Charles Hughes, the man that continues to define the english game. The very acme of corinthian ugliness and artlessness.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charles_Hughes_(football_coach ) (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charles_Hughes_(football_coach))