Having a child makes me wish I’d drunk more in the past and was more accustomed to feeling utterly

[Monty91]

**** the day after a heavy night/lack of sleep.

Was up from 2 till 4 last night and it's f**ked me up good and proper. I even suffered a Berni-esque moment of shame when I was reduced to pissing in a glass to avoid traipsing over creaking floorboards to the bathroom :-(

[Berni]

[Billy Goat Sverige]

[Pokster]

[Monty91]

[redgunamo]

[Monty91]

your (and her) beloved dishwashers would suffice?

[Monty91]

[Classic Jorge]

I give it 18 months, mostly for the kid's sake

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

And you think the sleepless issue stops after a few months.

p.s. the glass - you dirty, dirty *******.

[redgunamo]

[Luis Anaconda]

got home at 6am. At my desk first thing in the morning *









* 11.30**



** I might not have sobered up yet ***


***f**k it - my boss isn't in until after luch

[Berni]

objects' thing.

That glass could be cleaned thorougly for a week, but will forever retain the memory of your feculence. :-(

Get rid.

[Curly]

I hope you're not in one of those "we tell each other everything" relationships M?

[Monty91]

is less icky than drinking from a glass in a restaurant or pub that has been used by hundreds of people, some of whom will have had appalling personal hygiene.

[7evens]

The puppy http://www.awimb.com/images/smiley_icons/ohwell.gif

[Curly]

Mrs C is fond of putting pet food in them and not the ACTUAL pet bowls.I am reduced to eating my coco pops from about the 3 remaining uncontaminated.

[Berni]

abstract suspicion, isn't it?

The same way that I don't care if someone spits in my food so long as I never find out.

[Snin]

and the stream is not slowing :-)

[Classic Jorge]

So secretly happy that my OH doesnt like dogs that much

[Classic Jorge]

[Monty91]

"definite knowledge" that at least 8 out of 10 glasses you've ever drunk from in a restaurant or pub has been used by someone who regularly fingers their own arsehole for fun :shrug:

[Ashberto]

Especially le Mans, with three-hour stints, AND you have to share the car.

[Jake]

The door was extremely loud when shutting and I had a (seemingly) autistic roommate, so always felt bad when I went out on the piss and stumbled back in and woke him up.

Conversely though, I had sex with my girlfriend whilst he was about 4 foot away. I'm fairly sure he was asleep.

Also, I'm certain he had a **** when I was clearly awake [this was on a separate occasion].

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Soup. For lunch. Who ever heard of such a thing?

[Classic Jorge]

The whole dorm thing seems bloody odd to me

[Berni]

Good lord, man, it's a social convention to grasp and shake firmly the appendages that we know full well that our fellow men use to pleasure themselves. Once you accept that, all notions of hygiene disappear, surely?

[Luis Anaconda]

sorry - that just seemed to be hanging there

[Berni]

[Curly]

Haven't had Oxtail soup in BEARDS AND BEARDS.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Jake]

[Curly]

[Berni]

[Berni]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Drink it. Whatever.

[Pokster]

that always seemed to be your lunch of choice back in the day c

[Ashberto]

[Curly]

Sausage,chips,Mars Bar for dinner tonight

[Mc Gooner]

[Billy Goat Sverige]

had to share a room with some weird c**t i'd have f**ked off back home.

[Classic Jorge]

http://cache.pakistantoday.com.pk/579780-two-and-a-half-men-cast.jpg

[Classic Jorge]

Though I got barged in on it was by a very fit girl who I ended up f**king and pissing my mate off

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

10 young men in one bedroom, 5 bunks. A normal sized bedroom also. At least one other bedroom similarly occupied.

All this in a very normal home.

Us shy, retiring sheltered cossetted young chaps from Newry being scared of the lads from St Marys in Belfast and the funny things they did with their shoe spray. Then we would try it and the next 3 weeks would be a hazy bliss.

Not one word of the Irish language used or learned either.

[Classic Jorge]

[Pat Vegas]

so you can't bounce back so quickly.

Anyway apart from that. days where I am completely f**ked at work are usually my most productive days as I don't have the energy to sit here thinking about crap and just get on with stuff.

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

Not always the best idea as one could often not actually get up into the f**ker.

[Berni]

[7evens]

[Pat Vegas]

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

For one it was not a religious thing organised by the catholic church and for two the local girls wouldn’t entertain it.

[Berni]

mutually exclusive subjects, are they?

[7evens]

and now guess who's walking him mid mornings, while juggling working from home :utterlycompromised:

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

From (vague) memory I don't recall seeing them ever.

It was essentially a 3-4 week break of early drinking and carousing with seemingly exotic girls from different parts of Ireland.

Of course by exotic I mean they had a slightly different accent.

[Curly]

Dungannon.The town you drive past to get to the Fermanagh lakes :-(

[redgunamo]

[Luis Anaconda]

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

I think I was part enormously aroused and part very frightened of her.

Innocent days C – stubby bottles of Harp, Satzenbrau Pils and robbing everything we could when the bus stopped in Letterkenny to allow us a pish.

[redgunamo]