View Full Version : Mortifying moment at lunchtime. I was walking along an alley, I looked in front and behind me to
Berni
06-16-2015, 01:21 PM
ensure no-one was around and, having ascertained no-one was, let rip with a sonorous, basso-profundo fart of several seconds' duration.
Literally no sooner had I finished and with it still echoing off the alley walls than I look to my left to see that the alley had ceased to be wall and instead gave way to small allotments, wherein a lady of late middle years was gardening next to the fence.
The look of appalled disgust she gave me withered me, awimb, I don't mind telling you. I am still feeling deep, deep shame. :-(
Sir Charlie of Nicholas
06-16-2015, 01:25 PM
You're a repulsive man, b, and no mistake.
Expelling flatus on the public highway? I shudder to think of it.
Pokster
06-16-2015, 01:27 PM
Pat Vegas
06-16-2015, 01:27 PM
Berni
06-16-2015, 01:29 PM
To discover there was an innocent bystander to this moment of physical weakness horrified me almost as much as it did her.
I feel that ethically, what I did is forgiveable. I tried to minimise the impact. It was just unfortunate.
Berni
06-16-2015, 01:30 PM
Classic Jorge
06-16-2015, 01:33 PM
bitch
Sir Charlie of Nicholas
06-16-2015, 01:34 PM
a Belge, so being surrounded by a faecal fug was his natural condition and he didn't bat an eye.
Berni
06-16-2015, 01:36 PM
thing off with a cheery 'Better an empty house than a bad lodger'-type remark and think no more about it.
But then I remembered that I can't stand that sort of person.
Berni
06-16-2015, 01:38 PM
Much like your Belgian friend, my great-grandfather was gassed at Ypres. :-(
Sir Charlie of Nicholas
06-16-2015, 01:39 PM
then they just think you were starting off with large deep one / clearing your throat
Brentwood
06-16-2015, 01:40 PM
Sir Charlie of Nicholas
06-16-2015, 01:41 PM
Poor Uncle Kurt.
:hehe:
Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler
06-16-2015, 01:42 PM
We all need to break wind on occasion.
Berni
06-16-2015, 01:42 PM
Enfield). That is much less bad than knowing that you're standing next to someone who can't escape, but making them inhale your bum particles.
I may have sinned accidentally, but such people are scum and should be kicked to their knees and shot in the back of the neck.
Berni
06-16-2015, 01:43 PM
Classic Jorge
06-16-2015, 01:44 PM
Or waft, would probably be more accurate.
As I say, bitch.
Sir Charlie of Nicholas
06-16-2015, 01:44 PM
f**king hell, DRFC went ballistic.
Classic Jorge
06-16-2015, 01:45 PM
"give her some more throttle next time, I'm sure she'll start" etc etc
Classic Jorge
06-16-2015, 01:47 PM
Berni
06-16-2015, 01:47 PM
He was a bit more Wiesenthaley, as I recall.
Classic Jorge
06-16-2015, 01:48 PM
I've met both and I still couldnt tell you who was who
Berni
06-16-2015, 01:48 PM
was over in seconds. I couldn't even apologise. I just scurried away. :cry:
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