The Jewishers are proper, proper mental, aren’t they. Not to mention rather callous.

[Monty91]

A young mother of two who is a friend of my fiancee died this morning. The funeral? This afternoon! Consequently, a large number of people who would wish to attend will not be able to.

What is *wrong* with these fanatical, delusional arsehats?

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

pretty unpleasant.

When I say, 'Where they come from', I mean Stamford Hill, of course.

[Berni]

mostly no longer live in the desert and b/ refrigeration has been invented.

It does beg the question what happens to all these laws when an autopsy is required, though. Does God just bow to secular law like that or does he get all arsey?

[Berni]

Their clothing suggests they're living in the depths of an Eastern European winter, while their hygiene laws suggest they're living in a desert with 40 degree temperatures. They need to make their minds up imo.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

in January, shivering away in a dishdasha, always makes me chuckle.

[Monty91]

that have taken place one, two or even a few days after the death.

[Monty91]

for those who can't be f**ked to go.

I've certainly pulled the "Ooooh, I wish I could have made it, but I simply couldn't get out of work with that short notice" line before

[PSRB]

[Berni]

[71 Guns - channeling the spirit of Mr Hat]

[Luis Anaconda]

[redgunamo]

['Neg]

[Classic Jorge]

As a fan of the old cremation lark I dont see what's to be gained from the whole dump-the-*******s-in-the-ground-and-throw-dirt-on-em bit anyway.

[Berni]

raspberries for years.

[Classic Jorge]

Not to mention your abuse of disablers

[Berni]

Would food grown on the site of a burial ground be kosher, do you reckon?

[Classic Jorge]

Now, Im no Rabbi or karshrut expert here but I'd say that your gentile is definitely not a kosher john innes substitute.