This bird that opened her gash piece up on that mountain - did she manage to get her arse 'ole in

[Herbette Chapman - aged 15]

and where can I find the picture?

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Have you ever seen a naked lady in the flesh, h? I mean a real lady, not the reeking, dripping latex version shoved under your bed.

[Pokster]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

I will fight the next man here who does a 'your mum' 'joke'.

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Unless it's a big chap, in which case I shall hide in a bush and batter his swede with a cosh when he's not looking.

[Pokster]

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

"batter his swede with a cosh".


This from a white wine drinker.

[Herbette Chapman - aged 15]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Or would you care to go on my secret coshing list?

White wine drinker indeed.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Herbette Chapman - aged 15]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

For it to work, it has to at least make sense.

[Pokster]

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

http://www.awimb.com/fudforum/index.php?t=tree&goto=4029 191&rid=173&S=f3df426884f640b120e36662dc278e74 (http://www.awimb.com/fudforum/index.php?t=tree&goto=4029191&rid=173&S=f3df426884f640b120e36662dc278e74)

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

That doesn't count as 'drinking white wine', and you know it.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Pokster]

[Classic Jorge]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

History will now show that we are an open and sympathetic people to your sort.

You crack on with the white wine.

Ftr I will drink a Pinot Noir with fish, or maybe a Fleurie. That is quite simply how I roll.

[Pokster]

* I know I have no leg to stand on when it comes to drinking, but I might as well join in and slaqg you off.

[Berni]

an 'Ulsterman'

:hehe:

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Fleurie :-

[Pokster]

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Pokster]

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

Head over the ball.

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

Expected those wee rings, calamari.

c**t brought out a f**king squid, albeit a small one. Didn't help that I was half ****ered post cup final.

[Pokster]

[Snin]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

I've got some lovely squids, but f**k all to go with it except some brocolli. :-(

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

A vegetable of no use whatsoever, utterly devoid of taste and it looks simply ridiculous.

I know it is popular to use your purple sprouting variety but quite frankly you can shove this up your hole as far as I am concerned.

Recipe was I would f**k it in the Brabantia.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

You can't have boiled bacon and cabbage every night.

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

[Snin]