I have bought a batting helmet and want to wear it in a bit to get used to it

[Berni]

This on the warmest day of the year. Currently, my plan is to spend the evening wearing it and not much more than my pants while watching telly.

Quite the spectacle, I think you'll agree.

[Mc Gooner]

[Pokster]

[Classic Jorge]

[Berni]

Sorry to piss on the chips of your attempt to piss on my chips there, p. I know how much you enjoy it.

[Snin]

[Luis Anaconda]

Brave decision b. Any reason why? I used to hate even batting in a cap

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

out.

That didn't quite work, did it?

[Luis Anaconda]

[Pokster]

sorry to piss on your attempts to piss on my non attempts to piss on your chips, but I believe you just wanted us to imagining you sitting in your pants with a cricket helmet on.... no doubt while beating yourself off to Geoff Boycott's greatest shots DVD

[Berni]

Benders, if you ask me, but it's the modern way.

[Pokster]

but that isn't exactly famous for cricket

[Pokster]

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

[Luis Anaconda]

Not a great time for cricket

[Billy Goat Sverige]

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

Though "benders" does kind of get to the nub of the issue.

[Pokster]

[Classic Jorge]

It's still a bit of a fragile sport though, isnt it?

I mean 'bad light' ffs

[Berni]

do in a single evening. You need a few sessions to acclimatise to the thing.

Happy now, you odd, curmudgeonly fellow.

[Pokster]

the sporting highlight of the Knaresborough year :nod:

[Classic Jorge]

[Pokster]

and it will be a pisser if the bed race gets called off

[Classic Jorge]

[Pokster]

[Luis Anaconda]