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Berni
06-12-2015, 11:42 AM
Not really knowing what I was doing, I ordered the 'Special Kebab'.

What a revelation. I shall never order a mere doner again. Not only is there the obvious benefit of the various types of meat (sheekh and shish (chicken and lamb) - as well as doner, of course, but also the separate breads mean you avoid the whole soggy pitta situation and can basically construct your own kebab at home at your leisure, ensuring you get exactly the right quantities of salad, chilli sauce, etc.

The only downside, of course, is that it's designed for two people and that half of it now resides in the fridge, but this is a very minor gripe. This is the way forward. I'll never go back.

Classic Jorge
06-12-2015, 11:43 AM
Did it come wrapped in an oversized naan bread and tin foil?

Trixie Popsicle
06-12-2015, 11:44 AM

Berni
06-12-2015, 11:45 AM

Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler
06-12-2015, 11:46 AM
:wave:

PSRB
06-12-2015, 11:48 AM

Classic Jorge
06-12-2015, 11:48 AM
I'd send the f**ker back.

Berni
06-12-2015, 11:49 AM
Mind you, I suspect I could eat the contents of our kitchen waste bin and feel no effects, so hardened is my digestive system

Berni
06-12-2015, 11:50 AM
Mind you, I am now thinking very fondly of my Indian-inspired kebab shop in Leeds. Small doner and a bag of mushroom/onion pakora. :cloud9:

PSRB
06-12-2015, 11:52 AM
to believe it could be the meat

Berni
06-12-2015, 11:53 AM
meat.

PSRB
06-12-2015, 11:57 AM
and always feel fine

Classic Jorge
06-12-2015, 12:04 PM

Snin
06-12-2015, 12:42 PM

Classic Jorge
06-12-2015, 12:45 PM
Anyway, tell us all about your new job and, more importantly, how you left your old won.

Presumably there were words spoken

Billy Goat Sverige
06-12-2015, 12:51 PM
guts up rather than the meat.