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Pat Vegas
06-11-2015, 01:41 PM
Washed the car, cut the grass.
Hmm I should be at work really
Berni
06-11-2015, 01:45 PM
I don't really do washing cars. Don't really see the point.
Pat Vegas
06-11-2015, 01:52 PM
Just clean the windows now and again. But it s covered in **** and stuff from the trees.
Bloke at work tells me he cleans his car every sunday. And has gone through 3 power hoses in the last 12 months :hehe:
Monty91
06-11-2015, 01:53 PM
I assumed it helps protect the bodywork, but maybe that's *******s.
It is nice to have a clean interior, though. Some nice Eastern European chaps in North finchley do mine inside and out for a tenner.
Berni
06-11-2015, 01:54 PM
Sir Charlie of Nicholas
06-11-2015, 01:54 PM
Of course it's different when one is in the industry. There are chaps around to take care of that sort of thing.
Berni
06-11-2015, 01:57 PM
I merely have a variety of reluctant children, who look askance at the proferred fiver or would simply use the opportunity to soak themselves and their brother in water.
Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler
06-11-2015, 01:58 PM
10 euro, job done.
Monty91
06-11-2015, 01:58 PM
She's never known her own value, that woman :-(
Sir Charlie of Nicholas
06-11-2015, 01:58 PM
Posh Wosh. For f**k's sake.
Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler
06-11-2015, 01:59 PM
I accept this means nothing to most people.
https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/378800000451012500/4628fbb9dc70514d389ed9491243866f_400x400.png
Sir Charlie of Nicholas
06-11-2015, 02:01 PM
going to attempt the cinema for the 1st time with her for Minions movie, I don't expect it to go well. She can't sit still for more than 10 minutes
Berni
06-11-2015, 02:04 PM
Pokster
06-11-2015, 02:06 PM
sofas, tables and nice food
Supermac1976
06-11-2015, 02:09 PM
Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler
06-11-2015, 02:11 PM
Worst case scenario all the same is you have to leave, which I had to once.
Best case scenario is a huge f**k off bag of pick & mix and a few chuckles in the film.
Luis Anaconda
06-11-2015, 02:16 PM
And Leeds and Birmingham
Sir Charlie of Nicholas
06-11-2015, 02:16 PM
claiming 'cashflow' issues. From the driver's seat of his SL600 AMG.
Of jokes he knows nothing.
What is this joke to which you refer?
Supermac1976
06-11-2015, 02:20 PM
http://www.maxfarquar.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/Hand-Job-Car-Wash-500x374.jpg
Sir Charlie of Nicholas
06-11-2015, 02:22 PM
redgunamo
06-11-2015, 02:31 PM
It does all depend on the breed though; mine famously require almost none, for other sorts it's even a daily campaign.
redgunamo
06-11-2015, 02:34 PM
Sir Charlie of Nicholas
06-11-2015, 02:34 PM
Her teeth were cleaned after each meal.
Clever dog. Understood English, Italian and a little German.
Berni
06-11-2015, 02:36 PM
Sir Charlie of Nicholas
06-11-2015, 02:42 PM
When Bertie was damaged and we suspected he'd eaten some staples from his operation I had to feel through his turds each night to make sure he passed them. I literally had to squidge cat **** between my fingers.
Poor boy, he was ever so embarrassed :-(
Berni
06-11-2015, 02:43 PM
There. I've said it.
Sir Charlie of Nicholas
06-11-2015, 02:47 PM
If by 'unhealthy' you mean two of God's creatures who love each other absolutely, eternally and loyally, then perhaps you are correct; if so, I am more than happy to be unhealthy.
Monty91
06-11-2015, 02:52 PM
Say nothing without your lawyer, present.
Sir Charlie of Nicholas
06-11-2015, 02:55 PM
You've quite upset me there for a moment, m.
Monty91
06-11-2015, 03:03 PM
I learned today that slugs are hermaphrodites and on occasions that their *****es get caught up in a mate's genitalia during mating, it is common for one of the slugs to chew the tangled ***** off in order to set each other free. The cock-less snail then continues about its business with a perfectly functioning fanny.
Nature's mental.
Sir Charlie of Nicholas
06-11-2015, 03:07 PM
One knows so little about the intimate life of the slug. You have given me a useful insight there.
Berni
06-11-2015, 03:12 PM
orders of mammalian and avian life?
After all, one day, we may have to kill and eat them.
Sir Charlie of Nicholas
06-11-2015, 03:15 PM
Bertie has more moral ands spiritual rectitude than almost any human being I have ever met. I hold in him much higher regard than, I should say, any person but one.
There. I've said it.
Berni
06-11-2015, 03:18 PM
turpitude. These are human concepts that he can neither understand nor care about, let alone attain.
The lucky little sod.
Sir Charlie of Nicholas
06-11-2015, 03:22 PM
We communicate. Not verbally, but with our thoughts.
He knows things. Things which have been, and things which shall come to pass. His wisdom is deep.
I shall say no more.
redgunamo
06-11-2015, 03:25 PM
I think it's terrific, great fun :shrug:
Monty91
06-11-2015, 03:25 PM
Blimey. I was only joking.
Sir Charlie of Nicholas
06-11-2015, 03:29 PM
http://www.abovetopsecret.com/forum/thread787893/pg1
Berni
06-11-2015, 03:32 PM
Sir Charlie of Nicholas
06-11-2015, 03:34 PM
of the concepts we discuss.
Berni
06-11-2015, 03:35 PM
that there's a bloke in shorts just wandering around completely unconcerned by these 'vicious' gators.
redgunamo
06-11-2015, 03:39 PM
He would've been philosophical about it, I'm sure.
Gullible people believe castration calms them down, but really it's just a money-making scam run by veterinarians. Behaviour is long since set by then, same as with humans.
Berni
06-11-2015, 03:40 PM
redgunamo
06-11-2015, 03:40 PM
Ashberto
06-11-2015, 04:02 PM
"There must be an off button around here somewhere"
redgunamo
06-11-2015, 04:53 PM
The market is packed with gadgets and toys and stuff especially designed for the very purpose of keeping babies quiet; jewellery, SUV's, beach holidays, credit cards etc. Keep the child's mother topped up with a decent selection of these and the child will sleep like a .. well, like a baby.
Basically, small children reflect and amplify their mother's thoughts and feelings; so, happy mum, happy kids.
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