Productive day

[Pat Vegas]

Washed the car, cut the grass.

Hmm I should be at work really

[Berni]

I don't really do washing cars. Don't really see the point.

[Pat Vegas]

Just clean the windows now and again. But it s covered in **** and stuff from the trees.

Bloke at work tells me he cleans his car every sunday. And has gone through 3 power hoses in the last 12 months :hehe:

[Monty91]

I assumed it helps protect the bodywork, but maybe that's *******s.

It is nice to have a clean interior, though. Some nice Eastern European chaps in North finchley do mine inside and out for a tenner.

[Berni]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Of course it's different when one is in the industry. There are chaps around to take care of that sort of thing.

[Berni]

I merely have a variety of reluctant children, who look askance at the proferred fiver or would simply use the opportunity to soak themselves and their brother in water.

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

10 euro, job done.

[Monty91]

She's never known her own value, that woman :-(

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Posh Wosh. For f**k's sake.

[PSRB]

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

I accept this means nothing to most people.
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[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[PSRB]

going to attempt the cinema for the 1st time with her for Minions movie, I don't expect it to go well. She can't sit still for more than 10 minutes

[Berni]

[Pokster]

sofas, tables and nice food

[Supermac1976]

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

Worst case scenario all the same is you have to leave, which I had to once.

Best case scenario is a huge f**k off bag of pick & mix and a few chuckles in the film.

[PSRB]

[PSRB]

[Luis Anaconda]

And Leeds and Birmingham

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

claiming 'cashflow' issues. From the driver's seat of his SL600 AMG.

Of jokes he knows nothing.

What is this joke to which you refer?

[Supermac1976]

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[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Snin]

[PSRB]

[redgunamo]

It does all depend on the breed though; mine famously require almost none, for other sorts it's even a daily campaign.

[redgunamo]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Her teeth were cleaned after each meal.

Clever dog. Understood English, Italian and a little German.

[PSRB]

[Berni]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

When Bertie was damaged and we suspected he'd eaten some staples from his operation I had to feel through his turds each night to make sure he passed them. I literally had to squidge cat **** between my fingers.

Poor boy, he was ever so embarrassed :-(

[Berni]

There. I've said it.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

If by 'unhealthy' you mean two of God's creatures who love each other absolutely, eternally and loyally, then perhaps you are correct; if so, I am more than happy to be unhealthy.

[Monty91]

Say nothing without your lawyer, present.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

You've quite upset me there for a moment, m.

[Monty91]

I learned today that slugs are hermaphrodites and on occasions that their *****es get caught up in a mate's genitalia during mating, it is common for one of the slugs to chew the tangled ***** off in order to set each other free. The cock-less snail then continues about its business with a perfectly functioning fanny.

Nature's mental.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

One knows so little about the intimate life of the slug. You have given me a useful insight there.

[Berni]

orders of mammalian and avian life?

After all, one day, we may have to kill and eat them.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Bertie has more moral ands spiritual rectitude than almost any human being I have ever met. I hold in him much higher regard than, I should say, any person but one.

There. I've said it.

[Berni]

turpitude. These are human concepts that he can neither understand nor care about, let alone attain.

The lucky little sod.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

We communicate. Not verbally, but with our thoughts.

He knows things. Things which have been, and things which shall come to pass. His wisdom is deep.

I shall say no more.

[redgunamo]

I think it's terrific, great fun :shrug:

[Monty91]

Blimey. I was only joking.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

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[Berni]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

of the concepts we discuss.

[Berni]

that there's a bloke in shorts just wandering around completely unconcerned by these 'vicious' gators.

[redgunamo]

He would've been philosophical about it, I'm sure.

Gullible people believe castration calms them down, but really it's just a money-making scam run by veterinarians. Behaviour is long since set by then, same as with humans.

[Berni]

[redgunamo]

[Ashberto]

"There must be an off button around here somewhere"

[redgunamo]

The market is packed with gadgets and toys and stuff especially designed for the very purpose of keeping babies quiet; jewellery, SUV's, beach holidays, credit cards etc. Keep the child's mother topped up with a decent selection of these and the child will sleep like a .. well, like a baby.

Basically, small children reflect and amplify their mother's thoughts and feelings; so, happy mum, happy kids.