One is rather cheered by the thought of a bunch of terminally stupid or repulsively

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

arrogant Brits sitting in a Kuala Lumpur jail, ****ting, shall we say, bricks.

What sort of dickhead would you have to be to visit a sacred site in a foreign country and think that an apprpriate action is to remove your clothing? In fact, just how stupid do you have to be to visit a deeply conservative Muslim country and strip off in public?

I'm rather hoping that the Malaysians sentence them to a good flogging, keep them in suspence for a few weeks, and then relent and send them home.

[Berni]

More to the point, do we have the..ahem...pics of the nudeyness? Just for..you know...background info sort of thing?

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

I don't think they went full nudey, tbh.

[Berni]

I was hoping for some wet, split beaver shots. :-(

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Have you been drinking, old chap?

[barrybueno]

'In fact, just how stupid do you have to be to visit a deeply conservative Muslim country'

[Berni]

They are very much the Mr Hyde to my customary Dr Jekyll. I can only apologise.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

If that doesn't work we will have to go the whole Turing.

[Monty91]

of their captors in this instance?

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Malaysia is a Muslim country. Moaning that a Muslim country has somewhat illiberal laws is a little redundant, isn't it?

[Berni]

allowed to go to other countries and behave as we see fit regardless of local sensibilities purely because we are westerners?

[Monty91]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

If you prefer, I shall in future say nothing at all.

[Monty91]

[Berni]

the word?

[Berni]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Monty91]

of backwards religious cultures than you have previously let on.

[Monty91]

[redgunamo]

Smith, I meant. Wordsmith.

[Berni]

[Berni]

Only lefties think like that.

[Berni]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

I may not agree with the specifics, but understand that one has a choice. Whilst I disagree with throwing homosexuals from tall buildings, I would not visit ISIS-held territory, engage in acts of bumming, and then moan about it as I was being launched from a 5th floor roof.

[Berni]

[Berni]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Monty91]

I am inclined towards your point of view.

However, with science still undecided about the matter, I don’t feel confident enough to definitively nail my colours to the mast.

[71 Guns - channeling the spirit of Mr Hat]

Couldn't afford the airfare to Malaya for a start.

[Berni]

[Monty91]

girlfriend.

She's a decent writer with some interesting things to say.

Moran, not my girlfriend.

[Hendon Gooner (Only Easy Day Was Yesterday))]

Especially the Canadian w#nker leader of the group.

They picked the worst place in Malaysia to upset the locals.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Prior to that I had worked my passage to Kenya on a Polish freighter. That was quite an experience.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Imagine some Ayrab chucking rtp off a roof :-(

[Berni]

bit **** themselves could possibly tolerate life with a lefty.

[Monty91]

of stupid people for the crime of removing their clothes, but not to the rights of stupid people not to be flogged and imprisoned for the crime of removing their clothes.

[71 Guns - channeling the spirit of Mr Hat]

a rather large item out of the fuselage and replaced it. Not for the faint-hearted.

[Berni]

Sorry. I can never let that expression go. Childish, but true.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

One might campaign for a more liberal legal system in Malaysia, were one so inclined, but there can be no argument against these foreigners being subjected to the force of the law as it stands, can there?

[Berni]

I feel sorry for the pooves as well. Doesn't mean I can't enjoy a bit of smut, does it?

[Monty91]

:-|

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

For a couple of days I sort of wandered around with a broom in my hand, but soon just packed in any pretence at all. I sat in the sun and read, mainly.

You will note that I have declined to acknowledge your double entendre, for fear of encouraging your condition.

[Jake]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

than 'girlfriend'? It makes you sound like you're 15 and going on a date to the cinema.

[Berni]

Although you will become a rabid tory as you progress into middle age, of course.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

There was no need for an apology, of course.

[Monty91]

Gotta obey the 1aw of the land, right?

[Berni]

associated nouns.

'Partner' is ambiguous on several levels.
'Life partner' is both ****y and rather presumptuous.
'Woman' makes you sound like a caveman or a rock musician.
'Other half' is ****e.

[Berni]

When in Rome, and all that.

[Monty91]

then you’d mock the modestness of the venue because we can't afford to get Raymond c**ting Blanc to cook for 50 people.

See, this I what you've done to me. You've made me feel ashamed to tell you anything.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

actually educationally subnormal? Is there no hope that you might travel to Saudi Arabia and commit public rape?

I shall say this one last time.

I disagree with the medieval, barbaric punishments meted out by medieval, barbaric regimes. I would hope that in due course these legal systems will become liberalised. I have no sympathy whatsoever for westerners who travel into such regimes and fall foul of these legals systems. Their fate is entirely self-inflicted and the result of stupidity, arrogance, or a mixture of the two. So f**k them.

[Monty91]

and then you'd mock the fact we can't afford to get Raymond c**ting Blanc to cook for fifty people.

See, this is what you've done to me. You've made me feel ashamed to tell you anything.

[71 Guns - channeling the spirit of Mr Hat]

but I had 10 days in that part of Borneo in 1999 and thought it was absolutely wonderful. The locals were a great bunch of people - the harm these idiots have done makes me very sad indeed CSC.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

I have no specific dietary requirements and I even like jewfood, so I'm very easy to cater for.

[Monty91]

I appreciate the effort.

[Berni]

Will you do it Jewish-style so that you get large wodges of cash given to you?

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

the ancient tribal feelings which have been hurt. It's just punishable by Muslims :hehe:

Apparently a local priest advised that they should be fined 10 head of buffalo each, but I don't know if the authorities intend to act on this.

[Monty91]

Funnily enough, I popped the question at Manoir during the week of fiancees's cookery course.

I was planning to do it during dinner but the stupid c**ts forget to lay a place for me at the group table.

They were utterly mortified when they realised they'd f**ked up and left an array of gifts on our bed by way of apology.

[PSRB]

[Berni]

http://www.buffalogroves.com/buffalos_for_sale.html

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

I was so looking forward to pinning 10k to your glw's dress, as well :-(

It would have been well worth 10k to publicly emasculate you :thumbup:

[Berni]

How mortifying for everyone else. :-(

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

They'll be after your standard Asian water buffalo, surely?

http://a-z-animals.com/media/animals/images/470x370/water_buffalo4.jpg

[Berni]

[Hendon Gooner (Only Easy Day Was Yesterday))]

You don't strip off and urinate on a war memorial and expect the locals to be cool with it...do you? :furious:

Mount Kinabalu is a wonderful place and yes - the locals are fantastic...

We spent many good times there when we lived in Malaysia.

Mmmmm hungry for a Nasi Lemak or a Cha Kwei teo for lunch now...

:eat:

[Monty91]

Anyway, it all turned out ok. Did it in a pretty courtyard on the way back to our room.

Though I do recall a fat, drunk Chinese chap stumbling past us and slurring "g'night guys" as I presented the ring, which slightly soured the moment.

[71 Guns - channeling the spirit of Mr Hat]

[Jake]

[PSRB]

in their birthday suits in the olden days?

I'm not saying it's the cleverest thing to do but all this religious nonsense and tribal hocum is *******s really

Personally, I'd be more upset if they littered the place

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

1. It would very publicly demonstrate monty's wasted life and failed career.

2. They love a bit of vulgarity, don't they?

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Hendon Gooner (Only Easy Day Was Yesterday))]

The Wonderful Pattisserie it's weirdly called but does Malaysian Hawker style cuisine...

Their roti canai isn't bad. Lovely curry gravy to go with it....

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

and didn't give it a second glance :cry:

[Snin]

On his website, where he goes by the moniker Monkeetime, he actively encourages travellers to challenge local beliefs.

"We are often told to travel, but then to just brainlessly conform to local cultures, customs, not question anything," he wrote.
That is the biggest serving of bull**** you could possibly step in. Question everything, judge everything, see what works, see what doesn’t. All this learning, as any learning, should be fun, and all fun, as long as safe, should be unbridled.

"There is no censorship on the Monkeetime page on youtube, and there certainly is no self-censorship in the Monkeeverse."

Hours before his arrest, he crowed on Facebook about the "s-------" of a town he was staying in, while he waited for the scandal to blow over.

But, he added, it was lucky the "dumbasses" searching for him had "no internet and no idea".

nob head

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/asia/malaysia/1166 5218/British-tourist-Eleanor-Hawkins-arrested-for-naked-phot o-on-top-of-Malaysian-mountain.html (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/asia/malaysia/11665218/British-tourist-Eleanor-Hawkins-arrested-for-naked-photo-on-top-of-Malaysian-mountain.html)

[Snin]

kill them

[Snin]

burn them

[Luis Anaconda]

[Hendon Gooner (Only Easy Day Was Yesterday))]

[Snin]

[Supermac1976]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

The very worst type of c**t.

[eastgermanautos]

[Ashberto]

I'm sure he doesn't mean it really. #bantz

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Snin]

they are like a little cult of brainwashed bimbos led by a canadian fool and think of themselves as his nudist freedom cult...they need shooting ..next case

[Snin]

:clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap:
http://lovegodsway.org/GayBands

what a list! includes frank sinatra ?! :rubchin:

[Snin]

They’ll move on to more dangerous bands and the next thing you know you’ve got a homosexual for a child.
We’ve taken the time to highlight the bands that are particularly Gay. Please take the time and dissect your child’s CD / iTunes catalog. If you find 3 or more of these bands in their collection it is time to take action.
We Strongly recommend that you burn the CDs. Make sure your child is watching. Make sure they can feel the heat. It is crucial that the image remains emblazoned in their young minds. They need to know that if they continue to listen to these bands they may Burn eternally as well. :bow: :hehe:

[eastgermanautos]

[Snin]

[Luis Anaconda]

[Snin]

its just superb..ive signed up

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Snin]

superb..being on the list will probably really upset him

[Snin]

or have they made that up ?

[Ashberto]

http://southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com/images/shows/south-park/clip-thumbnails/season-11/1102/south-park-s11e02c07-pastor-phillips-sermon-16x9.jpg

[eastgermanautos]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Berni]

Which bit of him being really f**king gay did they miss exactly?