The collar on the new kit is really rank.

[Jake]

Imagine winning the league in that...jesus

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[Billy Goat Sverige]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5AhzPihLlKk

[redgunamo]

I suspect if we win the league, that collar will be the least of our thoughts.

[Red N White Army]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Obviously I'd prefer a proper football shirt, tied at the top with a bootlace, but I suppose we need to move with the times :sigh:

[Billy Goat Sverige]

one about town.

[redgunamo]

The chap's been dead for years, I thought?

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Lovely, it was. Cool and comfortable.

[Berni]

Grown men wearing football shirts as leisure wear is just one of the points at which the whole edifice of western society started to crumble.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Berni]

Not at the same time, though, I don't think. Ewww. :-(

[Billy Goat Sverige]

Although that would make it a completely different shirt.

[Berni]

[redgunamo]

Or at least his wages.

Mmm.

['Neg]

to dis the thing, dontcha know?

[Jake]

[barrybueno]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

1. It's hideous
2. It's disgraceful!
3. It's too expensive and the club make me buy it!
4. Wenger out.

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

No jacket obviously.

[Berni]

Not even Mesut.

[Berni]

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

Cold beers, charred meat, average salad, cider.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

'football shirt and jeans' does not figure.

[barrybueno]

white t-shirt underneath would stop the problems. That's my 'bb top tip of the day' right there B.

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

Point in question - "all the potential outfits I may consider to wear when I arise in the morning".

What exactly is wrong with the jeans you removed the previous evening and a fresh t-shirt. Pullover in the autumn and winter of course. Sweatshirt on saturdays.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Left the office at 3, got on the train at smc, walked from Victoria to SR, checked suit for final fit, collected it, walked back to Victoria, drove back through my gate at 5.10.

That's bloody efficient, isn't it?

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

Thank you BGM.

This weekend I am making my own Premier League trophy replica.

[Berni]

[Berni]

Did you not stop for a shawarma, then?

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

I was doing speedwalking. Like those odd chaps one sees on TV.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Furthermore, you suggested that I might wear dirty clothes from the previous day. Do you deny that such filthy habits are tantamount to savagery?