View Full Version : I was buying a few items last night in the Supermarket. When I was turning into the drinks Aisle
Pat Vegas
06-10-2015, 10:44 AM
only to be jumped upon by a down syndrome lad who was carrying 2 vimto bottles which he dropped as he launched himself at me and I'll be honest I nearly **** my pants. He gave me a hug.
Then ran off around the shop.
Sir Charlie of Nicholas
06-10-2015, 10:48 AM
I'd love a downsy hug tbh. As long as there was no drool.
Berni
06-10-2015, 10:52 AM
control. However, they are generally very sweet-natured and harmless, if a bit dribbly. Consider it a compliment, f.
Pat Vegas
06-10-2015, 10:52 AM
And bummed him ( I had to say that to bring it to the Awimb standard)
Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler
06-10-2015, 10:53 AM
Mortifying experience when this occurs in a supermarket aisle.
Classic Jorge
06-10-2015, 10:55 AM
Classic Jorge
06-10-2015, 10:57 AM
Until he gets aroused, that is.
My mum, who is a special needs teacher, had one in her class who was a compulsive self abuser.
Billy Goat Sverige
06-10-2015, 10:57 AM
little shopping basket on wheels thing, crashing into everyone and everything. A little while later they were at the aisle with the ketchup. Needless to say the dad dropped a bottle. I wasn't surprised.
Berni
06-10-2015, 10:57 AM
way to cover it up, since its appearance and odour are even less appetising than faeces.
Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler
06-10-2015, 10:58 AM
Extra virgin.
I tried to control it with my foot as it flew towards the ground, failed and the thing smashed. f**ked up a good pair of Adidas Forest Hills as well in the whole sorry episode.
Berni
06-10-2015, 10:59 AM
Much as your mum was beneath me last night.
Monty91
06-10-2015, 10:59 AM
http://mimg.ugo.com/201112/6/2/2/214226/cuts/27-ecindidi_528x297.jpg
Sir Charlie of Nicholas
06-10-2015, 11:00 AM
"Watch that downsy lad, he'll snap you in half with one flick of his downsy wrist."
Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler
06-10-2015, 11:00 AM
There would be terrible arguments otherwise.
I of course have my own also.
Berni
06-10-2015, 11:01 AM
http://www.lawoftheplayground.com/browse.php?type=subject&am p;id=483 (http://www.lawoftheplayground.com/browse.php?type=subject&id=483)
said bummed that it not stuck it up a bum..though havent done that either ofr probably a year or so..never the biggest fan but sometimes one feels one should chuck it up the bum
Sir Charlie of Nicholas
06-10-2015, 11:02 AM
Monty91
06-10-2015, 11:03 AM
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/09_02/121jolwenger_468x555.jpg
Billy Goat Sverige
06-10-2015, 11:03 AM
to stop a similar aged down syndrome girl from licking my face.
Berni
06-10-2015, 11:03 AM
literally wiped the floor with 2 20 year old skinheads..even biting there forehead and decking with one punch ..like a caged fecking beast.. it goes without saying we thought it was bloody awesome
Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler
06-10-2015, 11:05 AM
While I encourage them to roam free and express themselves I am also if nothing else a responsible parent and insist they respect other shoppers.
Nothing more annoying in the world than kids that aren't your own.
Classic Jorge
06-10-2015, 11:07 AM
Mandatory with any fried food
Classic Jorge
06-10-2015, 11:08 AM
Sir Charlie of Nicholas
06-10-2015, 11:08 AM
It wasn't your face, was it?
the other nose burning english mustard, black pepper n butter then bacon in between , pushed together..lovely
Classic Jorge
06-10-2015, 11:09 AM
Sir Charlie of Nicholas
06-10-2015, 11:09 AM
Berni
06-10-2015, 11:10 AM
f**king terrifying. He'd attack teachers, hurl furniture through windows, smash people's heads against desks, the lot.
Suffice to say that if he ever asked you for a sweet, you gave him one. :-(
Classic Jorge
06-10-2015, 11:10 AM
Billy Goat Sverige
06-10-2015, 11:10 AM
come to realise they're lovely, happy people, and it was just her way of saying she liked me. Quite flattering really.
barrybueno
06-10-2015, 11:11 AM
Berni
06-10-2015, 11:12 AM
Downs ****er, which would be unseemly.
Without wishing to be indelicate, were these ****s particularly...err...directed at your mum? http://www.awimb.com/images/smiley_icons/ohwell.gif
Sir Charlie of Nicholas
06-10-2015, 11:12 AM
Billy Goat Sverige
06-10-2015, 11:14 AM
Classic Jorge
06-10-2015, 11:14 AM
She said she could handle it mostly, it was just the quiff and the elvis t-shirts that tipped her over the edge.
Sir Charlie of Nicholas
06-10-2015, 11:16 AM
Are you thinking and/or dreaming in Swedish yet? Is it becoming an effort to write in English?
barrybueno
06-10-2015, 11:18 AM
now out of my league :cry:
It's so nice in there, maybe I'll just wander around enjoying the class and air conditioning...
Sir Charlie of Nicholas
06-10-2015, 11:19 AM
I can confirm that.
Billy Goat Sverige
06-10-2015, 11:20 AM
another language.
Sir Charlie of Nicholas
06-10-2015, 11:22 AM
Goodbye, bgm :-(
Berni
06-10-2015, 11:23 AM
Billy Goat Sverige
06-10-2015, 11:28 AM
barrybueno
06-10-2015, 11:52 AM
Classic Jorge
06-10-2015, 11:52 AM
Classic Jorge
06-10-2015, 11:53 AM
Baz's Bangbus
Brentwood
06-10-2015, 11:54 AM
Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler
06-10-2015, 11:54 AM
Unable.
Good man BGM.
Billy Goat Sverige
06-10-2015, 12:01 PM
Not the breathing in thing they do in the north, more a aaaaah.
barrybueno
06-10-2015, 12:15 PM
Brentwood
06-10-2015, 12:15 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=URgdIAz4QNg
barrybueno
06-10-2015, 12:19 PM
Bollox, the domain is already taken :-(
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