I was buying a few items last night in the Supermarket. When I was turning into the drinks Aisle

[Pat Vegas]

only to be jumped upon by a down syndrome lad who was carrying 2 vimto bottles which he dropped as he launched himself at me and I'll be honest I nearly **** my pants. He gave me a hug.

Then ran off around the shop.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

I'd love a downsy hug tbh. As long as there was no drool.

[Berni]

control. However, they are generally very sweet-natured and harmless, if a bit dribbly. Consider it a compliment, f.

[Pat Vegas]

And bummed him ( I had to say that to bring it to the Awimb standard)

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

Mortifying experience when this occurs in a supermarket aisle.

[Classic Jorge]

[Classic Jorge]

Until he gets aroused, that is.

My mum, who is a special needs teacher, had one in her class who was a compulsive self abuser.

[Billy Goat Sverige]

little shopping basket on wheels thing, crashing into everyone and everything. A little while later they were at the aisle with the ketchup. Needless to say the dad dropped a bottle. I wasn't surprised.

[Berni]

way to cover it up, since its appearance and odour are even less appetising than faeces.

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

Extra virgin.

I tried to control it with my foot as it flew towards the ground, failed and the thing smashed. f**ked up a good pair of Adidas Forest Hills as well in the whole sorry episode.

[Berni]

Much as your mum was beneath me last night.

[Monty91]

http://mimg.ugo.com/201112/6/2/2/214226/cuts/27-ecindidi_528x297.jpg

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

"Watch that downsy lad, he'll snap you in half with one flick of his downsy wrist."

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

There would be terrible arguments otherwise.

I of course have my own also.

[Berni]

http://www.lawoftheplayground.com/browse.php?type=subject&am p;id=483 (http://www.lawoftheplayground.com/browse.php?type=subject&id=483)

[Snin]

said bummed that it not stuck it up a bum..though havent done that either ofr probably a year or so..never the biggest fan but sometimes one feels one should chuck it up the bum

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Monty91]

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/09_02/121jolwenger_468x555.jpg

[Billy Goat Sverige]

to stop a similar aged down syndrome girl from licking my face.

[Berni]

[Snin]

literally wiped the floor with 2 20 year old skinheads..even biting there forehead and decking with one punch ..like a caged fecking beast.. it goes without saying we thought it was bloody awesome

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

While I encourage them to roam free and express themselves I am also if nothing else a responsible parent and insist they respect other shoppers.

Nothing more annoying in the world than kids that aren't your own.

[Classic Jorge]

Mandatory with any fried food

[Snin]

[Classic Jorge]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

It wasn't your face, was it?

[Snin]

the other nose burning english mustard, black pepper n butter then bacon in between , pushed together..lovely

[Classic Jorge]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Berni]

f**king terrifying. He'd attack teachers, hurl furniture through windows, smash people's heads against desks, the lot.

Suffice to say that if he ever asked you for a sweet, you gave him one. :-(

[Classic Jorge]

[Billy Goat Sverige]

come to realise they're lovely, happy people, and it was just her way of saying she liked me. Quite flattering really.

[barrybueno]

[Berni]

Downs ****er, which would be unseemly.

Without wishing to be indelicate, were these ****s particularly...err...directed at your mum? http://www.awimb.com/images/smiley_icons/ohwell.gif

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Billy Goat Sverige]

[Classic Jorge]

She said she could handle it mostly, it was just the quiff and the elvis t-shirts that tipped her over the edge.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Are you thinking and/or dreaming in Swedish yet? Is it becoming an effort to write in English?

[barrybueno]

now out of my league :cry:

It's so nice in there, maybe I'll just wander around enjoying the class and air conditioning...

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

I can confirm that.

[Billy Goat Sverige]

another language.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Goodbye, bgm :-(

[Berni]

[Billy Goat Sverige]

[barrybueno]

[Classic Jorge]

[Classic Jorge]

Baz's Bangbus

[Brentwood]

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

Unable.

Good man BGM.

[Billy Goat Sverige]

Not the breathing in thing they do in the north, more a aaaaah.

[barrybueno]

[Brentwood]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=URgdIAz4QNg

[barrybueno]

Bollox, the domain is already taken :-(