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Ashberto
06-09-2015, 03:01 PM
Some people have been blaming the GoT producers for last night's horror "IT WASN'T IN THE BOOKS DAMMIT AAARGH!"

This has led to the producers pointing out that it is about to happen in the books which has led to "AARGH UR SPOILING THE BOOKS DAMMIT BOO"

One commenter suggested that this sacrifice could save 00s of 000s of lives as Stannis is the only one capable of defending the wall and who recognises the true enemy which leads to "AARGH! YOU SUPPORT CHILD MURDER "

and so on.

Maybe if people didn't want the books to be spoiled by the TV show the writer should have, like, finished the books long ago.

Jake
06-09-2015, 03:02 PM
c**ts.

Classic Jorge
06-09-2015, 03:04 PM

Ashberto
06-09-2015, 03:04 PM

Billy Goat Sverige
06-09-2015, 03:06 PM
I can't wait for the reaction of non book readers next week when the whole Jon Snow thing happens :hehe:

Jake
06-09-2015, 03:08 PM
Are there only 10 episodes?

You wait a f**king year and it goes just like that, absolute c**t of a series.

Berni
06-09-2015, 03:13 PM
Have they not seen the looks Jon Snur is getting off his squire, ffs?

Mind you, they might leave that out of the thing. As is obvious now, the fact that it happens or doesn't in the books has no bearing on what will happen in the series.

I hope we don't have to put up with Dany living boringly with her f**king dragon for months on end, though

Billy Goat Sverige
06-09-2015, 03:15 PM
You're right. That little c**t Olly is basically stabbing him with his eyes every episode. Imagine next series. Dany living with her Dragon and Bran back as a tree :-|

Berni
06-09-2015, 03:16 PM
They had to do something with Stannis, ffs. He was just sitting around in the snow doing f**k all. And how do they know that wasn't going to happen in the books? I seem to remember the last time he was seen in the books was sitting around with his army in the snow.

Ashberto
06-09-2015, 03:16 PM

Berni
06-09-2015, 03:19 PM
don't you? She's just stuck in an endless loop of dragons, sand, slaves, betrayal and NOT F.UCKING INVADING WESTEROS!!! :furious:

Ashberto
06-09-2015, 03:24 PM
while he made up more places, characters and sub-plots to amuse himself with as the main story stagnates.

Berni
06-09-2015, 03:25 PM
Dany chews on a bone and gets thinner. The dragon roars a bit. Dany looks thirsty.

CUT TO

Bran. He's a tree. His expression changes slighty. We don't know why. He carries on being a tree.

CLOSE UP His tree face starts to smile.

:cry:

Berni
06-09-2015, 03:29 PM
And as for the book which concentrates for f**king ages on Tristayne going to try and marry Dany, only to get burned to a crisp, thus basically making that whole plot line a waste of time...ffs!

And then another f**king Targaeryen turns up, thus f**king up Dany's claim, making one of the biggest plot threads of the whole series of books a waste of time. Maddening.

He really is a timewasting fat c**t that man.