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Pat Vegas
06-08-2015, 02:34 PM
A) The Strokes once bought me a drink.

PSRB is excluded from this tread.

Classic Jorge
06-08-2015, 02:37 PM
I once fell off of Buster Bloodvessel's boat

the splendor of antigone
06-08-2015, 02:38 PM
is actually their sinful progeny. That would help explain my undeniable genius :-)

PSRB
06-08-2015, 02:43 PM

Monty91
06-08-2015, 02:46 PM

Pokster
06-08-2015, 02:47 PM
I did play football at highbury against Kenny Sansom in 2003

Jake
06-08-2015, 02:48 PM
Thick c**t.

Pat Vegas
06-08-2015, 02:49 PM

Classic Jorge
06-08-2015, 02:52 PM
PS, the new Graham Hunter podcast with Kevin Bridges :bow:

Sir Charlie of Nicholas
06-08-2015, 02:53 PM
Sasa Ilic used to get me complimentaries at Highbury.
I delivered Anders Limpar's Mercedes to his house when he moved to Everton.
I moved Peter Ndlovu's car home when he returned to Zim.

I've got loads of these tbh.

Monty91
06-08-2015, 02:58 PM
Parliament Hill by the tennis courts (where Ashberto once served me my arse) so we didn’t have to worry about our child pissing anyone off as there were plenty of other sprogs around.

There was, however, a surprising number of filthy pikey c**ts around us – far more than you would expect in such a well-heeled spot. One family had erected a giant balloon in the shape of a number 1 (to mark their child's birthday) that looked inescapably like a *****.

They were generally well behaved but their voices and appearance were a little off-putting. They also stole my son’s foam football and it took me about 30 minutes to pluck up the courage to ask for it back.

Monty91
06-08-2015, 03:00 PM
His dad sounds way better than mine :-(

Sir Charlie of Nicholas
06-08-2015, 03:00 PM
How bizarre. I'm glad you had a nice time and respect your right to be as bizarre as you wish.

Classic Jorge
06-08-2015, 03:02 PM

Classic Jorge
06-08-2015, 03:03 PM

Ashberto
06-08-2015, 03:17 PM
because he didn't have a support contract.

"DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM? he thundered.

"Yes, I do."

redgunamo
06-08-2015, 03:23 PM
You'd do well to remember this :nod:

eastgermanautos
06-08-2015, 03:38 PM

Berni
06-08-2015, 03:53 PM

ITSUPFORGRABSNOW
06-08-2015, 07:26 PM
And bumping into Dandy Nichols