View Full Version : *** WHICH IS THE TRUE JORGE? ***
Classic Jorge
06-08-2015, 01:27 PM
Luis Anaconda
06-08-2015, 01:32 PM
Classic Jorge
06-08-2015, 01:37 PM
I cant help but feel you've captured the heart of the contradiction that makes me such a compelling and fascinating individual though, well done.
Age brings many "fascinating" (infuriating) contradictions.
Classic Jorge
06-08-2015, 01:41 PM
Classic Jorge
06-08-2015, 01:42 PM
...rugby teams
Pat Vegas
06-08-2015, 01:45 PM
or Pipe as some pisters call hi,m
he,s not a fake plaster nor a hipflas,k
Sir Charlie of Nicholas
06-08-2015, 01:50 PM
He'll grow up eventually.
Pat Vegas
06-08-2015, 01:50 PM
You should give one of your legs to that poor Alton Towers girl.
Berni
06-08-2015, 01:52 PM
Classic Jorge
06-08-2015, 01:52 PM
Especially as I'm newly all buff and ****. The bawdy tattoo girl was admiring my "guns" earlier.
Less so the t-shirt tan, mind
Sir Charlie of Nicholas
06-08-2015, 01:52 PM
Luis Anaconda
06-08-2015, 01:53 PM
Billy Goat Sverige
06-08-2015, 01:54 PM
It was only 4 or 5 years ago where i was telling everyone i'd be single till i was 40 and never have kids :-|
Berni
06-08-2015, 01:55 PM
Yeah. That story always has a happy ending. :-|
Classic Jorge
06-08-2015, 01:58 PM
...it's safe to say it wouldnt be with a skinny, little, heavily tattooed blond girl whose idea of intellectual nourishment is occasionally watching ITV1 rather than ITV2.
Sir Charlie of Nicholas
06-08-2015, 01:59 PM
Back in 5.
I think 4 years time is too soon for jnr for me.
At least you'll be a cool young Dad bgm.
Berni
06-08-2015, 02:00 PM
up to your nuts in her, I assure you.
There's Miss Right and there's Miss Right Now. Both have their charms.
Sir Charlie of Nicholas
06-08-2015, 02:02 PM
:-(
Classic Jorge
06-08-2015, 02:02 PM
She's also only 21 ffs
Classic Jorge
06-08-2015, 02:03 PM
Billy Goat Sverige
06-08-2015, 02:04 PM
Sir Charlie of Nicholas
06-08-2015, 02:05 PM
Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler
06-08-2015, 02:05 PM
Berni
06-08-2015, 02:06 PM
Billy Goat Sverige
06-08-2015, 02:06 PM
when looking at some old photos (i'm 6'3). My girlfriends brother is 6'1 and his bird is 4'11 :hehe:
Luis Anaconda
06-08-2015, 02:07 PM
Berni
06-08-2015, 02:08 PM
It's only a matter of time before they're enjoying sordid, guilt-ridden sex. Probably in the back of his Jag.
Classic Jorge
06-08-2015, 02:11 PM
Dont really like tattoos, blondes or the educationally subnormal.
She could probably do much better too.
Classic Jorge
06-08-2015, 02:12 PM
Classic Jorge
06-08-2015, 02:13 PM
Berni
06-08-2015, 02:14 PM
Be honest, though. Just between us.
You've ****ed thinking about her, haven't you? ;-)
Classic Jorge
06-08-2015, 02:14 PM
http://www.awimb.com/mugshots/gunsnroses.jpg
Classic Jorge
06-08-2015, 02:16 PM
Memory ****s are a thing of the past, which is good as most of my **** bank is either in black and white or highly degraded VHS memories.
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