*** WHICH IS THE TRUE JORGE? ***

[Jake]

[Classic Jorge]

[Luis Anaconda]

[Jake]

[Classic Jorge]

I cant help but feel you've captured the heart of the contradiction that makes me such a compelling and fascinating individual though, well done.

[Snin]

[Jake]

Age brings many "fascinating" (infuriating) contradictions.

[Classic Jorge]

[Classic Jorge]

...rugby teams

[Pat Vegas]

or Pipe as some pisters call hi,m

he,s not a fake plaster nor a hipflas,k

[Jake]

Sorry 2 break it 2 u m8.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

He'll grow up eventually.

[Pat Vegas]

[Snin]

young pup

[Jake]

You should give one of your legs to that poor Alton Towers girl.

[Berni]

[Classic Jorge]

Especially as I'm newly all buff and ****. The bawdy tattoo girl was admiring my "guns" earlier.

Less so the t-shirt tan, mind

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Luis Anaconda]

[Billy Goat Sverige]

It was only 4 or 5 years ago where i was telling everyone i'd be single till i was 40 and never have kids :-|

[Berni]

Yeah. That story always has a happy ending. :-|

[Snin]

[Classic Jorge]

...it's safe to say it wouldnt be with a skinny, little, heavily tattooed blond girl whose idea of intellectual nourishment is occasionally watching ITV1 rather than ITV2.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Back in 5.

[Jake]

I think 4 years time is too soon for jnr for me.

At least you'll be a cool young Dad bgm.

[Jake]

[Berni]

up to your nuts in her, I assure you.

There's Miss Right and there's Miss Right Now. Both have their charms.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

:-(

[Classic Jorge]

She's also only 21 ffs

[Classic Jorge]

[Billy Goat Sverige]

[Jake]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

[Berni]

[Billy Goat Sverige]

when looking at some old photos (i'm 6'3). My girlfriends brother is 6'1 and his bird is 4'11 :hehe:

[Luis Anaconda]

[Berni]

It's only a matter of time before they're enjoying sordid, guilt-ridden sex. Probably in the back of his Jag.

[Classic Jorge]

Dont really like tattoos, blondes or the educationally subnormal.

She could probably do much better too.

[Classic Jorge]

[Classic Jorge]

[Berni]

Be honest, though. Just between us.

You've ****ed thinking about her, haven't you? ;-)

[Classic Jorge]

http://www.awimb.com/mugshots/gunsnroses.jpg

[Classic Jorge]

Memory ****s are a thing of the past, which is good as most of my **** bank is either in black and white or highly degraded VHS memories.