I've been!

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

I'll pop up to Harley St tomorrow :-(

[Berni]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

I went because I have a lump on my hand, the size of a pea. I assumed it was a ganglion and ignored it, but last week it got bigger.

"It's not a ganglion," decided the good 'doctor'. "I don't know what it is. Come back if it gets bigger."

I'll wait until I have a tumour the size of a Space Hopper than shall I?

Eejit. Him, by you.

[Berni]

We could get a few drinks inside you and I'll have it out with one of your Globals if you prefer? Won't take a minute.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

I am not convinced he's the bible type.

[Berni]

Still, as long as he wasn't a coloured.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Medical qualifications from the university of Middlesex.

That's Middlesex Poly in real money.

[Berni]

[Peter]

[Berni]