View Full Version : Musimwatch. On my flight home from Norway yesterday, I had a window seat that required me to get
Berni
06-05-2015, 10:45 AM
past two teenage muslim girls. When they realised I was going to be sitting there, they and their big-bearded, salwar kameez-wearing father swapped places so that he would sit next to me instead. I tried not to take offence at the implication that I was some kind of pervert who couldn't be allowed in proximity to his daughters, but it rankled. This then got worse when I ordered a beer from the trolley that then had to be passed over him to me. He shrank from it as though it was electrified or something and then visibly winced when I opened it (away from him) and started pouring and drinking from it. All the while I was drinking it, he looked daggers at me. c**t.
Seriously. What the f**k? First I'm treated like some kind of sex criminal and then made to feel uncomfortable simply for drinking a f**king can of Carlsberg just because of this freak's bizarre religious hang-ups. It's not on.
Billy Goat Sverige
06-05-2015, 10:48 AM
Berni
06-05-2015, 10:49 AM
Sir Charlie of Nicholas
06-05-2015, 10:49 AM
They've got me. Got me good.
redgunamo
06-05-2015, 10:49 AM
Berni
06-05-2015, 10:51 AM
Mc Gooner
06-05-2015, 10:51 AM
Maybe they can segregate passengers?
:notreallyaseriousquestion:
Berni
06-05-2015, 10:52 AM
I'll admit that there was a degree to which buying the beer was deliberately provocative.
Monty91
06-05-2015, 10:52 AM
father would do by putting himself in the way of such temptation.
The beer incident is less easy to justify. Personally whenever I eat out with kosher friends (of which, sadly, I have a few) I order pork on principle, even if there’s something else I’d prefer to eat on the menu. I'm aware that this makes me a rather pathetic and odd individual.
Supermac1976
06-05-2015, 10:52 AM
They're brainwashing you, just like Harry Palmer in The Ipcress File.
Berni
06-05-2015, 10:53 AM
I simply can't imagine anything more miserable. :-(
Sir Charlie of Nicholas
06-05-2015, 10:55 AM
It is a scientific fact that man cannot fly without the assistance of a Bloody Mary.
Sir Charlie of Nicholas
06-05-2015, 10:55 AM
Berni
06-05-2015, 10:56 AM
more deep-seated issues to worry about than my proximity to them.
I don't regard your anti-kosher stance as pathetic or odd. It is simply a way of making a clear statement regarding your attitude to such matters without having to be rude about it or say 'I think what you believe is f**king stupid'.
Billy Goat Sverige
06-05-2015, 10:56 AM
of the complimentary drinks and managed to get so sloshed that she couldn't sit up straight for the landing. Spread across 3 seats with her child trying to belt her in :hehe:
Luis Anaconda
06-05-2015, 10:58 AM
Berni
06-05-2015, 10:58 AM
consumption of gin.
Supermac1976
06-05-2015, 10:59 AM
https://twitter.com/femigurl/status/605029861426622465
This has to be a piss take.
Berni
06-05-2015, 10:59 AM
Billy Goat Sverige
06-05-2015, 11:00 AM
Ashberto
06-05-2015, 11:00 AM
and certainly no explosives. Boom-boom!
Luis Anaconda
06-05-2015, 11:02 AM
Refrained from drinking on the flight. Made up for it once I landed of course
redgunamo
06-05-2015, 11:07 AM
Brentwood
06-05-2015, 11:46 AM
Berni
06-05-2015, 12:01 PM
lovely evening there on the Wednesday.
Brentwood
06-05-2015, 12:03 PM
to eat and drink outside when the sun's shining, withnice views of the fjord
Beer palace?
Classic Jorge
06-05-2015, 12:07 PM
http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/03093/acker-bilk_3093441b.jpg
Berni
06-05-2015, 12:07 PM
Rolls-Royce do at the Nobel Centre and then finished the evening dancing with some Russian woman in some pub or other. Messy evening all round.
Berni
06-05-2015, 12:09 PM
to the shop. Took me a good five minutes to work out he meant 'Milk'.
Brentwood
06-05-2015, 12:09 PM
Let me know if you are over again and I'll come and say hi (I'm not stabby, I promise)
Berni
06-05-2015, 12:10 PM
Peter
06-05-2015, 12:10 PM
Refused to move. Happens every time.
They can get pretty nasty when you wont back down.
Brentwood
06-05-2015, 12:11 PM
Berni
06-05-2015, 12:16 PM
gin and tonic. Thankfully, we are issued with currency before we go.
Classic Jorge
06-05-2015, 12:18 PM
Berni
06-05-2015, 12:20 PM
Witharby 2-3 weeks
06-05-2015, 12:23 PM
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