Chinese restrictions on free speech - it's worse than we thought

[Berni]

http://metro.co.uk/2015/06/04/china-is-banning-your-mum-beca use-its-a-dirty-loaded-phrase-5229730/ (http://metro.co.uk/2015/06/04/china-is-banning-your-mum-because-its-a-dirty-loaded-phrase-5229730/)

[Pat Vegas]

Or that's what it sounds like they are saying to me. There is the chinese team near my desk they are using this world constantly.

[Monty91]

[Supermac1976]

No, neither can all the lads who work down on Tilbury docks.

[Monty91]

[Berni]

cheap, childish slur we all thought it was.

[Snin]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Oh. You said slur.

[redgunamo]

anything your mum disapproves of.

[Berni]

Or was it a leetle bit the flabbiness? :-(

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

A rake of the coals and a lowering of the psit resulted in crispy skin and the moistest, most succulent flesh imaginable :cloud9:

[redgunamo]

Simply asking for it :shrug:

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Berni]

control for the privilege of getting into my own country. :furious:

Naturally, as I stood there, footsore, fuming, sweaty, greasy, next to a man with a Union Jack tattooed on to his scalp and with my last meal having been a burger in O'Leary's in Rygge airport, the knowledge that you were enjoying a glorious, sunny evening feasting on succulent, spit-roasted fowl really cheered me up. :-|

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Fleurie - the only thing missing was the warmth and charm of your company.

[Berni]

I would have been repellent to the eyes, ears and nose. My wife could only put up with me because she signed up for it.

I really hate Passport control in this country. There is simply no excuse for it being so ****. None.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

I don't understand why there simply isn't a door straight out of the building marked 'UK Passport Holders'. Why must I show my passport to a low-ranking civil servant who invariably asks me where I have travelled from today? (I invariably lie.)

[Berni]

were still quicker than their human equivalents). This despite the fact that 50% of the passport-holding public seems incapable of understanding and following simple instructions on how to use these f**king things.