Ah, Champions League final on Saturday, is it? My favourite game of the season

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

A warm summer's evening, a game between two European giants, no concerns about who wins it, lovely. Just lovely.

This year, of course, one will be rather hoping that the peerless Andrea comes out on top of the drug-cheating midget, but one will be able to enjoy the spectacle whatever the outcome.

['Neg]

I hear the old Juve boys ran like mofos in the semi.
I didn't really watch it tbh.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Juve are probably just as bad so they can drug cheat each other to a standstill for all I care. It'll still be entertaining.

I saw the semi-final leg at Madrid. Juve were like Duracell bunnies.