It's Cup Final day. The team you manage is playing. You will be beamed into billions of homes. You

[Berni]

will have to speak to the future King (who also happens to be a supporter of your team). All in all, it's the biggest day of your managerial career.

So what do you do when you look in the bathroom mirror in the morning? You think: 'Nah. Can't be arsed shaving. It's fine turning up looking like I've slept in the f**king car'. :furious:

Tim Sherwood. No f**king idea how to behave whatsoever.

[PSRB]

players before they went onto the pitch was, he replied "Good luck, you'll need it"....Excellent motivator, my arse

[Classic Jorge]

It's amazing how old the boy looks, it's just lucky that Harry Snow somehow avoided the hairloss gene, really.

[Berni]

[Classic Jorge]

Hang on, was he wearing glasses?

Do you remember when the girls used to swoon over him? Must seem like a long time ago, before the Karl's genes fully kicked in.

[The Tony]

[Billy Goat Sverige]

[Berni]

She also strikes one as rather a good egg, tbh.

[Classic Jorge]

https://41.media.tumblr.com/a5bf31793e3800709fd919aa3d61bd18/tumblr_mwlbk9HEsf1sjpo5po1_500.jpg

[Billy Goat Sverige]

[Berni]

Mind you, I probably wouldn't look too happy if I had to watch my side get savagely humped and then had to hand over the trophy and medals to the team that had done the humping.

I'd have left when the third one went in imo. Would've been funny if he'd done the same.

[Pat Vegas]

[Classic Jorge]

And thankfully neither does the (commonlaw) wife.

She'd have to be Jorginha Moor, I'd say. Or Pitt.

[Berni]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

They just gave up at 2-0.

[Pokster]

Nice of the Villa bloke to want his shirt that much

[Classic Jorge]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Pat Vegas]

[Monty91]

I could barely bring myself to celebrate.

[Berni]

Had not idea you felt like that about HRH Prince William, tbh NTTAWWI.

[Classic Jorge]

I'd edit it if I could be bothered

[Berni]

[Classic Jorge]

You lot making out I'm some sort of football agriculturalist.

[Monty91]

Janet Street Porter?

[Classic Jorge]

[Berni]