So Benteke. Not having watched much of him before Saturday, I was constantly being told what an

[Berni]

enormous threat he represented and how people were talking about paying 32 million quid for him.

Imagine my bemusement, then, when what appeared to be a black Lee Chapman turned up on Saturday, only to spend the evening nestling quietly in Per's pocket. :shrug:

[CrossGun]

[Classic Jorge]

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[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

solid first phase possession to allow them time to a) hit him and b) support him. I wouldn't be inclined to judge him on that performance.

On the other hand, he's Belgian, and given the recent global hysteria over some utterly average plodders just because they're Belgian, I'm going to guess that he is, indeed, ****e.

What is it with thew world and Belgian footballers at present? Has there been some sort of mass hypnosis?

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Hot water, honey and lemon with whisky. Cures anything.

['Neg]

and pulled a hamstring, again :old:

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

3 or 4 weeks should cover it.