I think if I died in an accident, the last person I'd want to donate my face to would be someone

[Berni]

stupid enough to have accidentally blown their own one off.

This, for me, is the major problem with organ donation and why I won't do it. Being dead, you have no right of veto over gets your bits. And my misanthropy is such that there's only probably a few dozen or so people in the world I'd even consider helping out like that.

http://www.theguardian.com/science/2015/may/29/woman-comes-f ace-to-face-with-her-dead-brothers-transplanted-face (http://www.theguardian.com/science/2015/may/29/woman-comes-face-to-face-with-her-dead-brothers-transplanted-face)

[Jake]

I'm surprised he could control himself on receiving female touch, the freak.

['Neg]

as they would end up looking like a massive bell end.

[Fred Killah]

Hey, they did perform the world's first penile transplant earlier this year so it could become a fixture in the future :shrug:

[Classic Jorge]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

No. Wait. That's not strictly true, I suppose.

[Classic Jorge]

https://38.media.tumblr.com/a5f76f7fb2c2e59dab86c4d3c8bde1a1/tumblr_n2li2yZt3S1tti72eo3_400.gif

[Berni]

Remind you of anyone?