So if Blatter goes, we end up with Prince Ali bin al-Hussein of Jordan.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

He's sure to make everything right, isn't he?

[Luis Anaconda]

Apart from maybe Nasser

[the splendor of antigone]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Lazy *******. It's only just up the road as well.

[Luis Anaconda]

[Herbette Chapman - aged 15]

How did the little scumbags get into your house?

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

How do you get into your house?

[Berni]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

What have they got? A bit of tourism in Beirut, Chateau Musar, and terrorist training camps in the Beqa'a? It doesn't sound all that profitable.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Jordan/Lebanon, pot/piss.

[redgunamo]

Very small.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

trough at Sandhurst.

It's enough to make the old Colonel weep, I tell you.

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

[redgunamo]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Academy? It beggars belief!

Does someone still get to ride his horse up the steps these days?

[Berni]

As a reward, we gave them most of Arabia. And all the oil. Which I think you have to agree has turned out splendidly. http://www.awimb.com/images/smiley_icons/ohwell.gif

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Herbette Chapman - aged 15]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Why should I lock my doors? Anyway entering my open door without my permission is in breach of the law. And the law, as we know, is more powerful than any lock.

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

Only asking.

[Berni]

Could you be any more racist? :shakehead:

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Why is my stuff so important that it needs to be protected with draconian measures?

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

There's all Ay-rabs up those parts b.

[Herbette Chapman - aged 15]

intruder detection system (burglar alarm) and voting UKIP

[Berni]

[Herbette Chapman - aged 15]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Would you have me tell a lie?

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Then I thought, 'f**k it, if they make me alter how I live, they've won.'

So now I don't. And if they come back, I'll buy the stuff again, and in this way, I will win.

[redgunamo]

[Herbette Chapman - aged 15]

insurance replacements, I expect you no leap from bed, stark *******s naked, and angrily confront the wee cvnts. The site of your brutish, wrathful face and your stupendously enormous ***** (even when flaccid) will have them running back to their Orpington rat holes like frightened rabbits afeared for their lives! I imagine that Crazy Dog bint of yours will find the whole spectacle somewhat moistening too.

[Berni]

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

Those of us that have home alarms I like to think have them primarily for the safety of family, not possessions.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

We Charlies hide from no man. We cower not behind barricades. We stand and fight.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

:-(

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

Stand and fight / sleep and be robbed.

It's all semantics really.

[redgunamo]

Unless it's Fathers' Day, when guests are advised (ordered) not to organise transport. Banquet, free champagne etc. The dads are carried off to company bunks to sleep it all off after and then woken at 6 am and put out on parade. The lads enjoy a day off and get to watch a bunch of old geezers in dinner jackets prancing about with toy rifles.

You'll never laugh and cry so much in your life.

[Mc Gooner]

At least you can make soldiers out of those