Turkish man likes Turkish food SHOCKER.

[Ashberto]

http://www.turkish-football.com/mesut-ozil-reveals-he-loves- turkish-food/ (http://www.turkish-football.com/mesut-ozil-reveals-he-loves-turkish-food/)

:-|

In other news, dog bites man, earth continues to rotate around the sun etc.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

He is not a dog, nor was he born in a stable.

[Ashberto]

[Berni]

Bloody foreigners. I bet Tim Sherwood's favourite food is steak and chips.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Ever so expensive, a.

[Classic Jorge]

[Jake]

Not for you though.

[Ashberto]

This is the hat Mezut wears when he's eating.
https://confluencetours.files.wordpress.com/2010/02/fez1.jpg

This is the hat he wears when he's playing international football.
http://www.epicmilitaria.com/shopimages/products/thumbnails/2220web.jpg

[Classic Jorge]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

You may poke your discount into the deepest recesses of your fundament, for all I care.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

I love my trilby :cloud9:

http://www.lockhatters.co.uk/Borsalino-details.aspx

[Berni]

an item without looking like an ageing homosexualist or a racecourse bookie.

Oh for the days when a chap could just wear a hat. :-(

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

I care not at all. This says far more about your narrow-mindedness and rudeness than it does about my hat. :vsign:

[Berni]

I have never seen you sport this acme of the hater's art. How often do you do so?

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Not if its raining, though. A Lock & Co hat in the rain? Good God, no.

[Berni]

to a soaking?

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

something or other. God knows what would happen if it became enwettened. Some sort of death, doom and destruction.

I was walking up St James's a couple of months ago wearing it, and popped into Locks, where they were happy to give it a steam, brush and reshape while I waited, for no charge. Awfully nice fellows.

[Berni]

Do you see what I did there? I suggested they were not merely hatters, but brown-hatters. :hehe: Most droll, I think you'll agree.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

I can assure you that my fundamental orifice is in fine shape. For a chap of my years, anyway.

[Berni]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]