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View Full Version : So, I was round at the abode of the chap I purchase goods from last night.



Jake
05-28-2015, 11:13 AM
He started telling myself and my friend about the problems that arose in their last house, where the hasidic jewish landlord had been illegally renting to them and one day slapped a 15 grand council tax bill on them.

My chap responded by threatening to shoot him, to which the old hasidic fella responded by coming back with 7 other old hasidic fellas to which my man then pointed his "burner" at him and threatened to shoot him in the leg.

I have to say, the things I heard last night made me think I didn't realise how, actually, gangster the UK can be.

[context: I'm going to the country this weekend so needed supplies]

Classic Jorge
05-28-2015, 11:15 AM
Stamford Hill, perchance?

Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler
05-28-2015, 11:17 AM
If he is going play play at being a gangster then he would be better off shooting the f**ker in the face or perhaps an area of the body where he could be assured it was a fatal blow.

Berni
05-28-2015, 11:20 AM
you might as well be hung for a sheep as a lamb.

Monty91
05-28-2015, 11:20 AM
http://www.ibtimes.co.uk/neo-nazi-group-new-dawn-planning-an ti-jewish-protest-community-heartland-golders-green-1502266 (http://www.ibtimes.co.uk/neo-nazi-group-new-dawn-planning-anti-jewish-protest-community-heartland-golders-green-1502266)

The Rob2
05-28-2015, 11:23 AM

Jake
05-28-2015, 11:23 AM
Suffice to say, it was oy vey o'clock.

Berni
05-28-2015, 11:24 AM
I thought they'd gone out with white dog****, tbh.

Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler
05-28-2015, 11:26 AM

Jake
05-28-2015, 11:27 AM
I was on the bus from stamford hill a couple of months ago and a lad handbraked his car in front, jumped out of the front door and started chasing after a bloke.

Two minutes later they're in front of the bus going at each other one with a screwdriver, the other with a f**king machete.

I was chuckling to one of Jimbo's classic puns whilst watching this, what a world!

Berni
05-28-2015, 11:27 AM
them. Bullets - even low-calibre ones - create a great deal of trauma.

Classic Jorge
05-28-2015, 11:28 AM
I miss many parts of London, Murder Mile isnt one

Sir Charlie of Nicholas
05-28-2015, 11:29 AM

Berni
05-28-2015, 11:30 AM

Jake
05-28-2015, 11:30 AM

Sir Charlie of Nicholas
05-28-2015, 11:31 AM

Supermac1976
05-28-2015, 11:39 AM
http://rt.com/news/261445-selfie-sticks-deadly-fatal/

Classic Jorge
05-28-2015, 11:49 AM

Classic Jorge
05-28-2015, 11:55 AM
I've never known anybody not love it

Ashberto
05-28-2015, 12:17 PM
Not for me, Clive. I watched a few episodes and it didn't take me. It's no Boardwalk Empire imo.

redgunamo
05-28-2015, 12:20 PM
Scorcese has no idea how to do television, imo.

Classic Jorge
05-28-2015, 12:37 PM
But Sopranos knocks it into a cocked hat