"The newest registered user is sir charlie c**tbag, 50"

[Jake]

lol

[Berni]

I think I may have a tin of tuna with some balsamic vinegar on it for dinner. If I'm feeling adventurous, I might open a tin of sweetcorn. :cloud9:

Now that's good eating, j. :eat:

[Pat Vegas]

there was a similar new registered user bashing you both.

Who can it be?

The 3 of us keep this playing running imo. No offence to other Awimbers imo. Whilst Jurrasic park + picks up his FA kickbacks.

[Berni]

[Pat Vegas]

I didn't turn my back on the place now I sorted my life out. Unlike some :sherlock:

[Luis Anaconda]

[Classic Jorge]

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

I imagine Nigel Slater has a book on this.

[eastgermanautos]

[redgunamo]

for her when she returns, imo.

[Billy Goat Sverige]

it. I'm thinking bacon, ham, chicken, kebab meat.

[Classic Jorge]

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

Pepperoni, mushrooms, jalapenos.

The only things that should ever appear on a pizza other than the core ingredients plus basil when going down the route of simple.

[Berni]

That's right, I've replaced all the light fittings in the front room with the ones that arrived from John Lewis.

What did you think I meant?

[Berni]

You need to have a sit down with yourself imo.

[Monty91]

My lunch today, for example, of fried chicken, smoked ham, mushroom and leeks stuffed into pitta breads,would have been horribly dry and lifeless without a dollop of phili lobbed into the pan.

[Berni]

Otherwise, rest assured that I wouldn't hesitate to call you a screaming bender.

[Monty91]

[Berni]

'Foible' sounds like a Jewish name, when you think about it.

"Let me introduce you to my good friend Foible Blaustein"

[redgunamo]

Light fittings :rolleyes:

[Bergkamp's Brain]