There are fewer more uncomfortable silences than the one after "what do you think of my tatoo?"

[Classic Jorge]

I just got asked by a girl in the office down the hall. She's gorgeous, I really didnt want to tell her she now looks like a soiled version of a decent looking girl.

I said "wow, it's very original, that. Did it hurt?"

[IUFG]

[Berni]

You know my views on tattoos, so I brilliantly deflected the question by asking what her husband thought about it. :thumbup:

[Classic Jorge]

[IUFG]

[Berni]

Jorge, I know you've been out of this sort of thing for a while, but if an attractive woman shows you the tattoo on her thigh, would you not generally interpret that as flirtation at the very least?

[Classic Jorge]

I bet you were fond of a danger**** before graduation to the big leagues

[Supermac1976]

[Classic Jorge]

My chi is centred enough to realise this was flirtatious. She's an inveterate flirt though, I'm not vain enough to think it's me she's flirting with, just the idea of me.

She's fit though, just rough as arseholes.

[barrybueno]

And pics :-)

[Classic Jorge]

"....can I just have a quick picture of it please. It's not for me, personally I find them repulsive, but there are degenerates on the internet who want to rub won out over it"

That sort of thing?

[Billy Goat Sverige]

[Classic Jorge]

[Supermac1976]

http://i173.photobucket.com/albums/w61/geordiegooner/gurls/4760509_zpsvhjhgwgq.jpg

[Classic Jorge]

http://vejasp.abril.com.br/blogs/pop/files/2014/03/ads_macgyver1.jpg

It's basically ruined her fanny :-(

[Berni]

But steer clear, obviously. Bad juju.

[Berni]

'untie the bow', her thighs part and....

Unggggh.

Of course, there is the possibility that I've just 100% concocted this scenario in my dirty old man's mind. http://www.awimb.com/images/smiley_icons/ohwell.gif

[Classic Jorge]

http://www.popstartats.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/****s-ribbons-tattoo.jpg

Dont think I dont appreciate the flirting. It is, if anything, preferable to the conversation. For me that's always a slight turn off.

You know what women from Bradford are like, b

[Berni]

Oi, you cheeky c**t, that's my wife you're talking about! :hehe:

[eastgermanautos]

[redgunamo]

[Alexism - Atheoist]