With all that humankind has achieved, why do they still manufacture packets of things that are

[Monty91]

really awkward to open? I’ve been embroiled in ergonomic warfare with a M&S seed and nut multipack for about the last 10 minutes.

Someone deserves cancer for this.

[Berni]

[Pokster]

[Monty91]

and I was immediately greeted by a big black geezer threatening to cut off a dwarf's cock.

Is this standard GoT stuff, or did I dip in at the right/wrong time?

[Billy Goat Sverige]

[Berni]

As an outsider, I'm interested to know what were your feelings about the rape?

[Monty91]

For the record though, broadly speaking I am generally against rape.

Oh and your mum's a cock merchant, btw.

[Berni]

[Billy Goat Sverige]