Hatton Garden teefs nicked.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Plod in doing something shocker.

[Berni]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

How the heart raced at meeting the chaps on the front line of the eternal fight against the forces of evil!

Then it turned out they weren't the investigating officers, had no idea what had happened and wanted to know from me what stage the investigation was at. :shrug:

[Berni]

It is - quite literally - an outrage.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

I wish they'd just admit that it's a write off and leave me in peace.

[Berni]

you?

The irony being, of course, that in that situation, they probably would arrest you.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

They can't arrive unannounced.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Berni]

[Ashberto]

[Berni]

I just want to know what the fellow's on about. Is that too much to ask?

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Berni]