I have just been very selfish and eaten a lunch of home made kebab meat with red onion salad in full

[Berni]

smell radius of my colleagues.

The stench of garlic, onion, cumin and coriander is filling the room. :-

In my defence, it was delicious.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

:cloud9:

[Berni]

My breath, on the other hand, is probably weapons-grade at the moment.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

It's cured though, innit?

[Berni]

and the salt will give you high blood pressure or something, but at least you won't get food poisoning

[Trixie Popsicle]