I am going to a wedding tomorrow. I am one of the Groomsmen

[Pat Vegas]

Seems rather american. I don't appear to have any duties. Can I go around high fiving people and saying Awesome a lot?

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

That's what I did.

[Berni]

Being an usher is alright. You don't have to do anything tricky. You just wear morning dress and say 'Bride or Groom?' Good excuse to wear a top hat.

[Berni]

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

Let's be perfectly open and honest here, a chap in a top hat looks like a bell end.

[Pat Vegas]

It's a bit of a pain in the arse as tomorrow I have to go to his house first because the photographer is coming to take photos of us getting 'ready'

Bit of a pain in the arse really as the wedding is another 40 miles away.

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

[Pat Vegas]

Which was the thing with the shooting and all the activites.

The worst part of the evening was the 'dares' I had to do something racist. But not to anybody within the group'

:-| :-|

[Pat Vegas]

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

The marriage is clearly a sham and he is likely to try and arse rape you shortly after the speeches but before the cutting of the cake.

[Peter]

Come on, what did you do? Funny accent?

[Berni]

[Berni]

This would be more your speed, I'd say

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[Peter]

Own entertainment on a night out drinking then the world is a desperate amd shabby place.

Forced racism isnt terribly funny anyway

[Pat Vegas]

We went into a pub and there were a big bunch of local types having beers. They started asking us where we were from, 'London' here is my chance.

Yeah got here earlier. big mess up at the hotel. Receptionist bloody chinese, can't understand a bloody word ching chang chong bloody chinks.

He looked at me a bit puzzled then agreed. Yeah loads of them here they all talk funny.

:-(

I could have just wrote NF or something in the toilet if I thought about it carefully.

[the splendor of antigone]

[Berni]

simply because of what race they were.

That would have been racist, but in a positive way.

[Pat Vegas]

pause in in order to say something accidentally.

Pak - Istan. Or to be super safe Pak-AHSTARN

[Berni]

Besides, the sort of c**t who suggests doing something racist as a dare is only doing it because they secretly want to be allowed to be racist themselves. So it's basically a c**t's move.

[Peter]

[Berni]

[Pat Vegas]

[Peter]

It was pretty frightening but i managed to hold my nerve and do it. Several times.

Now that is a proper dare, particularly as i wasnt paying :-)

[Berni]

[Luis Anaconda]

[Peter]

That is pretty homophobic, unless of course you are racist. :-)

[the splendor of antigone]

disavowed homosexuality. You get it in the military, boarding schools, etc. It operates at two clearly distinct levels: the explicit homosexuality is brutally attacked, those identified as gays are ostracized, beaten up every night, etc.; however, this explicit homophobia is accompanied by an excessive set of implicit web of homosexual innuendos, inner jokes, obscene practices, etc.

[Pat Vegas]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

You know, when you lie on your back and some hairy-arsed rugby player squats over your face, and someone pours beer through the crack of his arse so it falls into your mouth.

the chap in question was a prop forward and not the most hygienic individual on earth.

[Berni]

[redgunamo]

cock actually works properly or not is clear and plain for all to see.

[the splendor of antigone]

[Berni]

Pics or it doesn't.

[redgunamo]

Basically, you'll have a free run at the bar.

[redgunamo]

[Berni]

have a significant advantage when it comes to pulling.

Ah, ou sont les mariages d'antan, r? Those were the days.

[the splendor of antigone]

[redgunamo]

[redgunamo]

It has done it's duty first and foremost.

The heart to present to a good woman to care for them, the mind to provide for them all. With a little left over for chutney-ferreting your rugby chums or whatnot.

[the splendor of antigone]

[redgunamo]

Or .. you're not a woman yourself, are you :-(

[Snin]

work ones...3rd one should be in monday but think i want the one that just came in :) happy daze imo..30% increase in basic ..and I can use the deep fryer unassisted..woooo :) for some reason though I am not looking forward to resigning..never enjoy it really esp in small co. where MD is ok..ah well **** appens.. im going to get battered tomor :)

[the splendor of antigone]

sense of self-importance to some ostensibly more noble and bigger cause like the reproduction of our species. That is, I still have to put my ***** into a host of various vaginas before that other thing becomes an actuality.

[redgunamo]