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Ashberto
05-15-2015, 12:59 PM
who had just gone through a red light get pulled over by a plod on a motor bike and get a *******ing. How I laughed.
Sir Charlie of Nicholas
05-15-2015, 01:03 PM
If only they were all so proactive :-(
Berni
05-15-2015, 01:07 PM
Sir Charlie of Nicholas
05-15-2015, 01:09 PM
I'm keeping well out of it.
Berni
05-15-2015, 01:13 PM
Sir Charlie of Nicholas
05-15-2015, 01:14 PM
The do get paid, you know.
Berni
05-15-2015, 01:16 PM
distributing cold pork to the proletariat. Possibly in a top hat.
Snin
05-15-2015, 01:18 PM
Sir Charlie of Nicholas
05-15-2015, 01:19 PM
I think we're going to have to hack it's head off to make it fit. We can roast that bit in the oven.
Berni
05-15-2015, 01:20 PM
If a motorist went through a red light it would be fines, points and possibly even criminal charges. It should be the same for the cyclist.
Berni
05-15-2015, 01:21 PM
Sir Charlie of Nicholas
05-15-2015, 01:24 PM
this looks a bit brutal to me.

http://us.123rf.com/450wm/huandi/huandi1010/huandi101000345/8060634-suckling-pig-on-barbecue.jpg
Berni
05-15-2015, 01:28 PM
Sir Charlie of Nicholas
05-15-2015, 01:30 PM
Berni
05-15-2015, 01:34 PM
no pity.
Luis Anaconda
05-15-2015, 01:35 PM
http://img3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20121205211321/gameofthrones/images/2/25/Eddard's_Head.png
Berni
05-15-2015, 01:38 PM
language. After all, it's not like you live there or anything.
Luis Anaconda
05-15-2015, 01:39 PM
Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler
05-15-2015, 01:40 PM
The beast was already slain.
Berni
05-15-2015, 01:42 PM
Not sure about Sir C, though. He tends to weep about animals.
Sir Charlie of Nicholas
05-15-2015, 02:07 PM
This is a triumph, I tell you. A triumph!

Whether it's big enough to take the pig, or strong enough to support it, we will find out demain.

Should we name this pig, do you think?
Berni
05-15-2015, 02:16 PM
Hmmmm. A name...How about 'Owen'?
PSRB
05-15-2015, 02:17 PM
Sir Charlie of Nicholas
05-15-2015, 02:18 PM
other people speak of 3 hours for such a pig. I suppose it depends on the barbecue. We'll suck it and see.

Owen. I like it. Owen it is.
Sir Charlie of Nicholas
05-15-2015, 02:27 PM
That would have been pleasingly Elizabethan.
Berni
05-15-2015, 02:27 PM
I couldn't bring myself to tell him the truth. :-(

My wife has just suggested 'Rodney', which is quite clever since a/ The last one was Derek and b/ Rodney - trotter.
Sir Charlie of Nicholas
05-15-2015, 02:29 PM
I'm off to Bluewater now to buy a watch, 2 ipads and a MacBook Air.

These burgley fellows have asked me the question. I'm off to answer it.
Berni
05-15-2015, 02:31 PM
Have fun. At least it means you can have a shopping spree. :-)
Sir Charlie of Nicholas
05-15-2015, 02:33 PM
What if its got a poonani? :-(
Berni
05-15-2015, 02:34 PM
I'm pretty sure it's usually castrated boy pigs we eat, isn't it? The girl ones are used for milking and making other pigs, I think.
Classic Jorge
05-15-2015, 10:43 PM
Being down in London recently I was keenly watching the oddballs that think it's not some sort of massive deathwish to cycle in London.

I rode a motorbike in London and barely lived to tell the tale, these people need to get out of everyone's way and stop teetering about in stupid places.

As for the Met....
ITSUPFORGRABSNOW
05-16-2015, 08:47 AM
As in Bacon