Sir C has gone dark on the subject of suckling pigs.

[Berni]

I don't know how it's being refrigerated, I don't know how we're going to cook it - nothing.

I know he's got better things to worry about than my din-dins, but still.

[Monty91]

[Hendon Gooner (Only Easy Day Was Yesterday))]

Getting medieval on their asses.... :furious:

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

He's been safely refrigerated.

The bloke in the barbecue store in Sidcup was mad for me buying a two and a half thousand pound outdoor kitchen to deal with the problem. I didn't share his opinion.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

They said 'Oh yes we know those lads. I'm afraid your stuff will have been sold by now, they never hold anything long.'

That's it. As far as the law is concerned, the case is closed.

[Hendon Gooner (Only Easy Day Was Yesterday))]

Madness.... :banghead:

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Not that it will do me any good, of course.

[Peter]

Good old portillo :-)

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Peter]

And forced the post office to investigate and sack the postman who had been nicking my mail.

Both matters, after dragging on for months, resolved in 24 hours.

[Berni]