So tonight I went out with a gentleman called Joe. His pseudonym is Skepta and he is from north

[Rich]

London. He supports Spurs but is actually a complete and utter gentleman.

I'm not sure about his latest musical offering, though...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MQOG5BkY2Bc

[Berni]

Of course, as one gets older, one realises that supporting Tottenham is no more a bar to being a gentleman than being an Srsenal fan is a bar to being a total and utter c**t.

Mind you, all Chelsea fans are vile filth I wouldn't even scrape off my shoe. The things would simply be discarded. Without exception. They should all be gassed.

[agricola]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L1HwwEhJORo

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

Drivel all the same.

Dizzee Rascal-ish.