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Monty91
05-14-2015, 01:09 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LKkAL1AEam8

Berni
05-14-2015, 01:17 PM

Classic Jorge
05-14-2015, 01:22 PM
Candians, diet Americans

Berni
05-14-2015, 01:26 PM

Pat Vegas
05-14-2015, 01:27 PM
https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRdakI2mE13_5ZNhKzgZLHf024BA4SQ3 rWMn9MH1Zpvk3oy5-kr

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Classic Jorge
05-14-2015, 01:28 PM

Classic Jorge
05-14-2015, 01:29 PM
So many questions, so little context. If only we had a couple of professional types who are skilled in the art of textual exposition.

Monty91
05-14-2015, 01:30 PM
but once you've done it, if you get called out on it - and if your intended victim is not the reporter (as they claim) - at least have the good grace to apologise.

Monty91
05-14-2015, 01:32 PM
It's a thing at the moment. Many female reporters around the world claim that it happens to them several times a week.

He subsequently got sacked from his job as a something.

Berni
05-14-2015, 01:34 PM
The other bloke was being obnoxious from the very beginning.

I didn't see which one it was that did the original hilarious jape.

Berni
05-14-2015, 01:35 PM

Classic Jorge
05-14-2015, 01:37 PM
That said, I dont think being a c**t should be a sackable offence.

Obviously, this is for entirely selfish reasons

Monty91
05-14-2015, 01:38 PM
Maybe you could write about it for Comment is Free? :hehe:

I think the first time it happened was kinda funny as it was this old bloke and it had a surreal quality to it.

Classic Jorge
05-14-2015, 01:39 PM
Arent all engineers a little bit on the autistic ZX spectrum anyway?

Monty91
05-14-2015, 01:39 PM
It's just the aggressive misogyny that makes it beyond the pale.

Sir Charlie of Nicholas
05-14-2015, 01:44 PM

Berni
05-14-2015, 01:44 PM
What sort of grown man laughs at something like that?

Classic Jorge
05-14-2015, 01:45 PM
Obviously ruining live broadcasts is funny, it's not a patch on...

https://metrouk2.files.wordpress.com/2014/09/dildo.jpg

Jake
05-14-2015, 01:45 PM
http://i.huffpost.com/gen/2012490/images/o-DEADLINE-DAY-VIRALS-facebook.jpg

PSRB
05-14-2015, 01:46 PM
outside the ground, you deserve everything you get

Ashberto
05-14-2015, 01:46 PM

Sir Charlie of Nicholas
05-14-2015, 01:46 PM
falls out of the gaping holes in his torso.

Filth. Utter filth. (You not them) (Actually them as well)

Fred Killah
05-14-2015, 01:47 PM

Classic Jorge
05-14-2015, 01:47 PM
Though you wouldnt know it from my posts

Berni
05-14-2015, 01:47 PM
They're always complaining that they don't get paid enough (which is probably true), to which I took to replying by saying that it was their own fault because, as nerds, they'd do this **** for free, a fact their employers exploit mercilessly.

Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler
05-14-2015, 01:47 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RyQtlMG49GM

Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler
05-14-2015, 01:48 PM
Too American.

Sir Charlie of Nicholas
05-14-2015, 01:49 PM
We live in a sick, sick society. And we know what caused that.

Classic Jorge
05-14-2015, 01:49 PM
Though I have to say that is very amusing

Berni
05-14-2015, 01:49 PM

Classic Jorge
05-14-2015, 01:49 PM

Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler
05-14-2015, 01:50 PM
Not my fault the library of said moments involves rampant bumming.

eastgermanautos
05-14-2015, 01:50 PM
I'm 'nice,' chivalrous, all that paste.

Berni
05-14-2015, 01:51 PM

Ashberto
05-14-2015, 01:51 PM
or something.

Fred Killah
05-14-2015, 01:52 PM
http://odgossip.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/Sequence-02.Still001-480x380.jpg

Happens to be named Fred as well :-(

Berni
05-14-2015, 01:53 PM

Monty91
05-14-2015, 01:54 PM
Wouldn't that position likely involve vaginal intercourse?

As I said, I am no expert, but I think the receiver would need to be further bent over for bumming to proceed with comfort for both parties. Well, relative comfort...

Monty91
05-14-2015, 01:54 PM
The chaps are simulating vaginal sex, Shirley?

Classic Jorge
05-14-2015, 01:54 PM
Canadian political puns, yes I went there

Sir Charlie of Nicholas
05-14-2015, 01:55 PM
You know they were directly financed by the KGB to eat away at the moral fabric of our society?

Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler
05-14-2015, 01:55 PM
As in Yes to next weeks referendum.

Basically an invitation to all and sundry. I laughed, and declined.

Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler
05-14-2015, 01:56 PM
The man has sex with a living female for the first time ever about 1 year and 10 months ago and suddenly he is Sting.

Classic Jorge
05-14-2015, 01:56 PM
wdtkgbimo

Sir Charlie of Nicholas
05-14-2015, 01:59 PM
Or Max Bygraves.

Proper talent, they were. Could tell a few gags, sing a song, do a bit of tap-dancing. Not like this modern rubbish you get now. Who's that sweary bloke, Rick Male, is it? Rubbish.

Classic Jorge
05-14-2015, 02:00 PM
I mean, it's either that or go work in Maplins

Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler
05-14-2015, 02:00 PM
Indeed the entire 70s Punk movement.

Berni
05-14-2015, 02:01 PM

Classic Jorge
05-14-2015, 02:02 PM
I saw We Will Rock You, vile

Monty91
05-14-2015, 02:02 PM
That's one f**king way of always remembering your first time

Berni
05-14-2015, 02:03 PM

Berni
05-14-2015, 02:05 PM

Ashberto
05-14-2015, 02:06 PM
who design and build so much of the infrastructure and capital of the modern world. Obviously Berni is allowed to sneer and make disparaging remarks about valuable and hard-working sections of the proletariate because that's what his sort are all about.

Berni
05-14-2015, 02:11 PM
Engineers may be many things, but they aren't proles.

I'm generally in favour of them. Useful chaps to have about. I just find their company rather dry. And I've known more than most, God knows.

Ashberto
05-14-2015, 02:22 PM
In economic terms the proletariate are not just people with flat caps and thick regional accents chipping coal our of deep holes in the ground. It is important to re-establish this perspective of class rather than the distracting social definitions around whether one likes eating olives or not.

Classic Jorge
05-14-2015, 02:26 PM
As somebody who designs and builds stuff for a living you have to be leeetle beet that way.

And let's not forget that this modern age values the nerd a lot more highly than ever before.

Ashberto
05-14-2015, 02:40 PM
Nerd and geek are such horrible and contemptuous words though, don't you think? The latter has established some elements of self-respect in recent years, I suppose.

Peter
05-14-2015, 02:44 PM

Classic Jorge
05-14-2015, 02:48 PM

Red N White Army
05-14-2015, 02:48 PM

Berni
05-14-2015, 02:53 PM
other words we have for various professional bents.

Ashberto
05-14-2015, 02:56 PM
something. I've seen people calling themselves history geeks, for example. The first still has more insulting connotations, I think. Particularly surrounding inability to form relationships with women.

Monty91
05-14-2015, 02:58 PM
Maybe knowledge (RIP) was actually a hipster before his time. He'd certainly get kudos nowadays for the typewriter.

Ashberto
05-14-2015, 03:02 PM
but perhaps the assorted, 'geeky', technical professions are young, historically speaking.

I've even come to respect bean-counters, having worked more closely with them recently. No-one gets paid without 'em. It takes all sorts, and no mistake.

Ashberto
05-14-2015, 03:12 PM
RIP Knowledge :-(
and RIP his cousin Sodd :-(

Berni
05-14-2015, 03:25 PM
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/finance/property/11605518/You-can -now-buy-your-very-own-Star-Trek-Voyager-home.html (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/finance/property/11605518/You-can-now-buy-your-very-own-Star-Trek-Voyager-home.html)

eastgermanautos
05-14-2015, 03:31 PM

Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler
05-14-2015, 03:32 PM
Just shows you can never tell.

Classic Jorge
05-14-2015, 03:32 PM

Classic Jorge
05-14-2015, 03:37 PM
Now, Scout Leaders on the other hand...

http://fc09.deviantart.net/fs71/i/2011/166/8/0/1930s_boy_scout_leader_by_westythetraveler-d3izvhm.jpg

http://c001af38d1d46a976912-b99970780ce78ebdd694d83e551ef810.r48.cf1.rackcdn.c om/orgheaders/651/picture1.jpg

Berni
05-14-2015, 03:37 PM
programme, really. I can only assume she was too busy having affairs to bother complaining. And who could blame her?

Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler
05-14-2015, 03:43 PM

Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler
05-14-2015, 03:44 PM
The sheer stress of tastefully trying to pair curtains and soft furnishings with the interior of the Star Ship Enterprise or whatever the newer versions journeyed in.