One of my most hated jobs - cutting all the grass around my house even though it's a lovely

[Brexit = Keine Pumpernickel]

afternoon to be outside :sombrero:

Before I can cut the back garden (yard to you ex-colonials who persist in *******ising our lovely language)I have to de-**** it as my large hound (Alsatian) seems to **** a hell of a lot. And no matter how carefully I carry out this obnoxious task I invariably miss some and either step in it or get it all over the wheels of my mower :banghead:

Still his **** is nothing to the size of poo that i found outside our last abode in Brixton:

http://i87.photobucket.com/albums/k146/jimmy2shoed/DogTurd.jpg (http://s87.photobucket.com/user/jimmy2shoed/media/DogTurd.jpg.html)

Jesus I wouldn't want to meet the beast that did that on a dark night. Second thoughts it might have been one of my neighbours :-) :hehe:

[Jake]

[Berni]

That said, if Marve comes back with another x-ray of his cock, you'll have to move down a notch.

[Monty91]

profoundly bland anecdote?

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

What sort of f**king sick deviant c**t takes a photo of a turd.

Jesus f**king christ.

[Brexit = Keine Pumpernickel]

Chemist - hence you see the ruler (or you can use a fag packet) to give the shot a sense of scale :hide:

[redgunamo]

Your Alsation, I mean. Not your neighbour.

[redgunamo]

Second, indeed, third opinions are often required. Photographic, even video, evidence is most helpful in that regard.

[PSRB]

[Brexit = Keine Pumpernickel]

[Monty91]

Which also happened to be Ron Atkinson's managerial philosophy.

[Berni]

How bored would you need to be?

Crying with laughter here :hehe:
So glad I didn't leave on time

[redgunamo]

My idea is always that as much of the food as possible should stay in the dog, especially when they're young/working.

[Monty91]

[redgunamo]

Bones And Raw Flesh.

Clever stuff, eh.

[Monty91]

In cat world, kibbles are carb-heavy biscuits.

[redgunamo]

As OMP says, they love 'em, but in my view, they're healthy the way fast food is healthy; I feed them as occasional treats, for training, good behaviour and so on. Like taking the kids to Burger King. I don't think it should form a significant part of their regular diet.

[Brexit = Keine Pumpernickel]

[Brexit = Keine Pumpernickel]

[redgunamo]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Really. Are you actually made of obnoxious?