To change the rather depressing subject, Taramasalata: Yes or No?

[Berni]

Has to be a no for me, Clive. It's just fishy ming*.









*Please feel free to insert something here about my mum's vagina. I certainly inserted something into your mum's last night

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Never again.

I just called Ocado to ask if I could ship them some money some other way, as my cards are all blocked and there is a big delivery due on Friday. 'Don't worry', said the Ocado lady. 'I can see you're a long time customer, I've set the account to not charge you until you put new card details on.'

This act of human kindness, demonstrating Ocado's ability to empower its staff to make decisions, made me a little emotional and the poor lady then had to comfort me. :cry:

[Berni]

men just for the sake of a deal on booze and a few quid.

[Monty91]

there was a massive backlog with their deliveries and not only would ours be arriving AFTER MIDNIGHT (!!!111111!!!) but we were unable to cancel it.

[Berni]

deserved such treatment.

No offence.

[Classic Jorge]

[Berni]

[Classic Jorge]

[Ashberto]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

a very nice person :-(

[Berni]

I am attracted to the colour ****.

[Monty91]

I've never quite got over that experience, in spite of my social mobility.

[Berni]

[Monty91]

Does he think it's a brand name?

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

That's service from the early 20th century, not 21st.

[Berni]

Which is also popular in Palestine, albeit not quite so universally.

[Pat Vegas]

all over your face perhaps?

[Berni]

*****philic bukkake has really cheered me up.

[Supermac1976]

[Monty91]

and as far as I recall there was no-one present capable of producing semen (the only adult was female).

Actually, when *do* boys start producing semen?

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

Fishy ****e basically.

Giving it a fancy foreign name to try and dupe thick c**ts into buying it won't wash with me.

[Berni]

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

Over 80% of the UK consumption of the foodstuff happens on that strip between Clissold Park and Newington Green.

[Berni]

[PSRB]

and olives

She's sooooo middle class :prouddad:

[Monty91]

programme that will continue for at least another 16 years, just to be 100% sure.

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

I thought my kids were doing so well when aged 1-2 maybe older as they would happily eat all manner of food.

Then they realised what they like and don’t like, which is essentially anything with ketchup and conversely anything that does not have ketchup.

If I tried to give them hummus now they would look at me as if I was asking them to eat **** on a biscuit.

[Berni]

[Monty91]

and is inevitably going to become aware of his father's heritage at some point.

Getting him hooked on pig at an early age is a quick and easy way to mitigate the risk of him wanting to embrace this heritage.

[Berni]

How's his nose looking? Still normal? What about his skin? Is he swarthy like you or normal-coloured?

[Jake]

Not even the best jew school in N London m.

[Monty91]

option.

He has a typical baby's button nose, but then so did I. Suffice to say, he's not out of the woods yet.

[Monty91]

which state school to send your kids.

[Jake]

What you wanna do his stick him in William Ellis until 6th form and hope he hasn't been corrupted enough that he can't get into Camden by then.

Alternatively hope he gets a scholarship private.

[Peter]

And f**k me are they not :hehe: :hehe:

[Mo Britain less Europe]

mullet roe. What you are sold is mostly flavoured potato, bread and cream.