Well, I've done my bit to address the inequalities in our society.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

proper burgled, I've been :-(

[Berni]

What's gone?

[Classic Jorge]

Sorry mate, at least you can spell burgled though

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

my new watch :cry:

The thing is, the ipad is telling me where the stuff is. I've been there and it's a block of flats in Orpington.

The brave officers of the constabulary are uninterested in this information.

[Pat Vegas]

[Berni]

For f**k's sake! :-(

[Jake]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[the splendor of antigone]

[Classic Jorge]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

But I sort of expected them to suggest they'd check for known tea leaves in the block, or swing by and take a look, or something.

Nada.

[the splendor of antigone]

[Classic Jorge]

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

I genuinely mean that. Horrible.

Now there is a new Paul Weller album out on Friday so while today may seem a dark place you can almost see a metaphorical sun rising in the very near future.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

I want to get the devices switched off but I'm supposed to wait for a call from the law before doing it.

[Berni]

f**king shower of *******s. All of them.

[Jake]

[Pat Vegas]

Anything where it affects peoples lives like that should be punished accordingly.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

I wish I could purchase said record. unfortunately I have no cash, no cards, no nuffink :-(

[Jake]

**** stuff though, my condolences c.

Try not to do this:

http://www.engadget.com/2014/08/07/a-find-my-iphone-story-ou t-of-scotland-ends-in-an-iphone-thief/ (http://www.engadget.com/2014/08/07/a-find-my-iphone-story-out-of-scotland-ends-in-an-iphone-thief/)

[Classic Jorge]

Safe to say, if I ever catch up with him I will give him a limp to match the one in his left leg

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Peter]

Deepest sympathies

[Snin]

it will be the kent lot or londoners..bloody non immigrants

[Berni]

I am officially a thick c**t, aren't I? http://www.awimb.com/images/smiley_icons/ohwell.gif

[Snin]

[Peter]

Kick some thieving ass :-)

[Snin]

:-) at least i hope is name is subtle on your phone..my chum had to pick up his phone from police station..it was turned on with contact up.. Mr Charlie .. when he picked it up and they stared him out :-)

[Snin]

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

Gallows humour eh.

[eastgermanautos]

[eastgermanautos]

[Jake]

[Pat Vegas]

[Ashberto]

Death's too good for 'em.

We had the car broken into the other week. Smashed window itself probably cost about eight times as much as the value to them of the thing that was stolen.

[Classic Jorge]

[Ashberto]

They are probably too busy investigating people being offensive on twitter.

[Witharby 2-3 weeks]

I can offer a big Alsatian if that helps?

[Luis Anaconda]

[redgunamo]

[Classic Jorge]

http://rack.0.mshcdn.com/media/ZgkyMDE1LzA1LzEwLzgzL2hpcHN0ZXJfY29wLjc4ZTk5LmpwZw pwCXRodW1iCTk1MHg1MzQjCmUJanBn/dc425752/8f2/hipster_cop1.jpg

[redgunamo]

[Witharby 2-3 weeks]

[Dorset Gooner]

[Luis Anaconda]

I quite like the idea that your dog is trained to attack Mourinho

[The Tony]

When I was away someone broke into my parents place......pretty f**ked up picking on the older generation.

It was okay though,...when I got back I just put the word out and the culprit was dealt with in the correct manner.

I believe he handed himself in a couple of days later.

Thought I might as we'll take advantage of my new found contacts...

[Witharby 2-3 weeks]

The dog is trained to attack Mourinho, Terry and postmen. Well not tha last one, she does that of her own accord

[redgunamo]

[Witharby 2-3 weeks]

[Ashberto]

Presumably he nicks people on charges no-one's ever heard of before.

[redgunamo]

[Luis Anaconda]

[Herbette Chapman - aged 15]

just can't seem to calm down about it :-(

[PSRB]

[Classic Jorge]

You know, before they got popular and lost the soul.

[Classic Jorge]

http://www.inloughborough.com/newsimages//2008/07/images/moto.jpg

[Herbette Chapman - aged 15]

[Witharby 2-3 weeks]

Yep, female

[Witharby 2-3 weeks]

[Red N White Army]

Weren't home. What about passports etc? They're a proper ballache to sort out.

[Classic Jorge]

You should talk to SW, he's got a new found interest in violation

[Red N White Army]

https://twitter.com/AaronBastani/status/597361907377577985

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Monty91]

upon them.

Steve Williams is surely in this latter category.

[Ashberto]

Besides - Twitter? Moi? :hehe:

[redgunamo]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Monty91]

through force.

That's what I intend to tell the judge anyway.

[PSRB]

recently been warned to delete a couple of undesirables of my facebook for this reason

I don't even remember having friended them either

[Berni]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Classic Jorge]

[Berni]

[Ashberto]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Passports ok. Driving licences gone with wallets :-(

[Berni]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Red N White Army]

[PSRB]

but probably best you slept through it

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Imagine my relief when I looked out of the window and saw the Aston still there :-)

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

I'd love to have had a chance of thumping the little f**kers.

[Berni]

Mind you, I suppose there's no way they could have got it out even if they'd got the keys, is there? Unless they'd been familiar with the workings of your gate.

Also, probably a bit hard to hide or shift an Aston Martin on the Ramsden Estate, I reckon.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Life is really hard when you don't have a credit or debit card to your name. They took all my money and all my fags, b. I had to borrow a tenner off one of my staff to buy a pack of smokes. That's just humiliating.

[Berni]

Have Amex not sent in a crack team to replace your card and terminate the thief with extreme prejudice yet?

Or is that only if you have the Black card?

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Amex promised a new card in 2 days. Everyone else quoting 5 working days.

[Berni]

Can you still go to the bank and get cash out over the counter like in the olden days?

[PSRB]

[Brentwood]

group after uploading the video

[Berni]

This is surely insanity, isn't it? Short of arresting them yourself, what more are you supposed to f**king do? Isn't there some sort of Police Complaints body? The one that spends all its time fretting because they've shot some f**king toerag when what it should be bothering with is why they don't do their primary job of investigating crimes against the middle classes?

I'm outraged on your behalf here.

[Brentwood]

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/janet-felkin-headteache r-cleared-totally-5682973 (http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/janet-felkin-headteacher-cleared-totally-5682973)

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Berni]

for dumping boxes of his old Chelsea programmes (OK, uncovered in the pissing rain when I knew he wouldn't be back for days :hehe: , but still) on my wife's ex-husband's front lawn, the idea that they won't act against someone who has gone into someone's house and stolen stuff is maddening.

I f**king loathe coppers.

[Ashberto]

like days of rioting across the country. But yeah, it's crap. After a break-in at a cafe underneath a former flat they couldn't look at the CCTV footage from all the cameras up and down the road because they were only there to record parking violations. :-|

[the splendor of antigone]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Amongst the items in my wallet was a note my mother gave me on the morning I was married. I can't ask her to write me another one, as she passed away some time ago.

Still, you got to look smart with a cutting jibe, so that's the important thing.

[Hendon Gooner (Only Easy Day Was Yesterday))]

Can't you hire some private security firm to go and visit that block of flats to get your stuff back?

Was burgled back in 1995 when I was working in Zurich. Had to fly back to London ASAP to sort out the mess. Fcuking horrible thing to come home to.

[the splendor of antigone]

what was presented in your first post. And, as this now deleted post suggested, I was under the impression that nothing of sentimental value had been nicked. But upon reading the entire thread I realized my mistake and promptly deleted my jibe.
Henceforth, I will refrain from commenting on things I am less than adequately familiar with, and will therefore as a consequence probably rid you and the rest of the board of my presence altogether.

Still, I apologize for my insensitivity.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

There is certainly no need for you to alter your posting habits on my account.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[the splendor of antigone]

[Hendon Gooner (Only Easy Day Was Yesterday))]

You should do a video blog - showing where the stuff is and how sh#t the Police response has been to the crime and then notify the media...

Should be interesting...

:judge:

[eastgermanautos]

[redgunamo]

http://pchipsta.tumblr.com/