Russell Brand is at it again.

[Jake]

By at it I mean making himself look like a thick c**t of course.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rRUQ6aPvs58

[Mo Britain less Europe]

[the splendor of antigone]

are not served by the Tories :hehe: What an insane lunatic

[Classic Jorge]

[Berni]

way. It's almost as though the idea that millions and millions of ordinary people don't think the way he does had never really occurred to him before, isn't it? Bless.

I do find this to be a trait peculiar to the left. Why should it be? Are they a more naturally naive and optimistic bunch than us hardened, cynical, misanthropic chaps on the right?

[Jake]

He bottles his allegiance he made the other day and repeats useless generalisations which don't help anyone.

He's done absolutely nothing useful to actually reinforce his beliefs and therefore aid the people he apparently wants to help.

[Classic Jorge]

Like the New Era Estate, for instance

[Classic Jorge]

[the splendor of antigone]

[Ashberto]

for possibly having the wrong opinions?

[redgunamo]

[Berni]

speak. I was mentally preparing myself for the worst, which is the way to look at these things since one can then only be pleasantly surprised.

Today, I'm in a rather splendid mood. I'm contemplating celebrating with a rather spectacular and eye-wateringly expensive first growth claret that I've been saving for a special occasion.

[Jake]

Instead he's released a superficial statement the week before the election, gone back on it post-election and returned to spouting generalised, utterly unproductive nonsense.

The man is useless and, clearly, an egotistical prick.

[Classic Jorge]

...think the way he does.

Is it a trait particular to the right, do you think?

[the splendor of antigone]

[Billy Goat Sverige]

[Classic Jorge]

That said, I feel the way you felt yesterday now and literally the only crumb of comfort you had I dont.

I imagine this will only enhance your sensation though.

[Berni]

Besides, let the record show that yesterday's despondency was actually anomalous to my otherwise consistently correct analysis of what was going to happen.

[Luis Anaconda]

[Berni]

Owen Jones, Russell Brand, Polly Toynbee et al, however, are a different kettle of *******s. I'm pissing myself laughing at them. :hehe:

[Classic Jorge]

Entertaining all the same, not to mention well meaning in an ineffectual, butterfly mind way.

See, America gets John Stewart and we get him. Hardly seems fair, really.

Still, you cant knock a bloke for having opinions and expressing them though. Can you? I mean, even if he's not gone to the right schools and that.

[redgunamo]

Whereas when you do it, you're thinking of other people.

Or, as your man PJO'R put it, smart people would rather that, whatever it is government does, on balance, it's better it does it to somebody else.

[Classic Jorge]

I'm just happy you're human. And what's more I've always got that moment where you pasted a link to the telegraph oped.

[Peter]

My naivety and optimism stretched to predicting the 'most unpredictable election in history' months ago almost down to the nearest seat.

But then jorge would point out that you were referring to the left :-)

[PSRB]

we all thought we'd better do something about it and actually go and vote

[Berni]

This insidious 'Americanization' is sneaking into your vocabulary in a way I find most distressing.

[Classic Jorge]

And I wouldnt claim for a moment to be one either.

I've spent all of my life just about managing to stay out of the death grip of the tories whilst watching those around me feel the pinch.

[Ashberto]

[Classic Jorge]

Dont follow leaders, a-watch your parking meters

http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l8lrnbLATp1qze5g2o1_500.gif

[Jake]

Either drop this faux-galvanising approach or actually mean it and do it properly.

I find it massively frustrating. I'm sure he does mean well, but on the surface it looks like someone who likes to maintain the limelight without really doing anything about what he's talking about. It's just artificial.

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

He often uses it to describe us Irish.

[Classic Jorge]

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2010/12/30/article-0-0C9C6EEA000005DC-258_468x374.jpg

[redgunamo]

[Classic Jorge]

I think it's important that we dont confuse him with someone who is making, or trying to make, a real change.

y'know, in the vacum created by the absense of someone who is making, or trying to make, a real change

[Classic Jorge]

u tory, ur lookout not insult ok

[Berni]

To be fair, I think both of us called it pretty accurately months back.

http://www.awimb.com/fudforum/index.php?t=tree&th=576746 &mid=3948415&rid=22&S=c15a7f52ba415176a46d5ee5f0 a22202&rev=&reveal= (http://www.awimb.com/fudforum/index.php?t=tree&th=576746&mid=3948415&rid=22&S=c15a7f52ba415176a46d5ee5f0a22202&rev=&reveal=)

[Berni]

requirement to be a 'follower' :shudder:

[Classic Jorge]

I have a talk somewhere about it somewhere online.

[redgunamo]

I like Twitter though. Power to the People and a' that.

[Ashberto]

of self-righteous liberal-lefty types shouting down and casting out heretics who Say The Wrong Thing.

[Berni]

I thought you were more the 'whiff of grapeshot' sort of customer.

[redgunamo]

no better or worse or even different than everybody else, as *people*.

My old man was born an orphan in a mud village in Africa :shrug:

[Ashberto]

Then if you become chosen you get to be an Apostle.

[Peter]

Majority of between 10 and 30. Looks like it will be 13 discounting the speaker.

Whorehouse? :-)

[redgunamo]

you'd watched "Heat" properly.

[Ashberto]

A great man once wrote that a dog was a wolf who had been bred to be part human. Doubtless redg will tell us whether his hounds agree.

[redgunamo]

It's which made the first move, so to speak, that still puzzles us. It may not have happened how we expect, and that could change everything.


*Present company excepted, of course.

[Berni]

No. I never put numbers on it, but you'd have to agree my instincts were pretty keen.

Sorry about yesterday, btw. Was in a foul mood.

[the splendor of antigone]

poor people? Yes, quite a few.

[Berni]

Must they keep ****ting everywhere? Can't something be done?

[Paul Vaessen's moment of glory]

given birth to such a revolting creature as one russel brand! He's the wet spandex on Jon Bon Jovi's arse, the creepy sparkle in Simon Cowell's teeth, the foul odour of a Wild West con artist peddling poison as a universal remedy.

[Berni]

People from mud villages don't know they're born!

[Peter]

Unpredictable it was going to be. I think we both banked on the mass of voters reverting to type amd, generally, they did.

Admittedly the one place where they didnt, scotland, is the bit i didnt see coming but it didnt have any effect on the prediction and the outcome.

I knew you were in a tasty mood before i gave the umpire my jumper. All's fair an all that :-)

[redgunamo]

Swings and roundabouts, I suppose.

[Berni]

Indeed, having banked on them hurting taking votes away from the tories in marginals, it's ironic that Labour's most high-profile casualty almost certainly came about because of UKIP taking Labour votes.

[Peter]

And then stand down if it gets nasty after the vote. He will presumably want to give the next leader a run in for the mext election.

A change of leadership takes the sting out of any revolt.

[redgunamo]

In fact, they're now saying it's one of the things that first attracted dogs to us. In India and places like that where sanitary wipes and clean water are scarce, babies are often given a puppy for the purpose.

[redgunamo]

Do I?

I do, don't I :-(

[Berni]

about two years beforehand. Might blow up in their faces by allowing the problem to fester.

[Berni]

Foreigners, r. Vile people. :-(

[redgunamo]

[the splendor of antigone]

[PSRB]

[redgunamo]

on a pretty poor lookout if nobody can be bothered to actually *do* any evil. Or having done something naughty, promptly disappear back into the shadows or go back to work or school.

Twitter is like Google Maps for the people who need to find the people who need to be double-tap droned with Tomahaw .. I mean, crisis managed and humanitarian-aided back towards prosperity and peace, smothered with love and sympathy and understanding.

Hopefully, that young daughter of mine who went mad with her mother's credit card in Barcelona the other week is next.

[Peter]

Familiar surname :-)

Well, surising to me, anyway.

[Herbette Chapman - aged 15]

[Berni]

Surely DM would be too heavily associated with the Blair/Brown days? The message seems to be new blood.

[Hendon Gooner (Only Easy Day Was Yesterday))]

He had cnunts like Brand, Freeman and Tony Bliar backing him...

And nice one Tony Bliar by saying the British people shouldn't be given the chance of a referendum on Europe....well that really resonated well with voters didn't it...you slimy war criminal cnunt...
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